school

school
1. (school) (12954↑, 971↓)
place were you spend first 18 years of life taking it up the ass

Mom can i stay home from school today? my ass is still sore from english class yesterday

2. (School) (6804↑, 814↓)
A place where everyone secretly hates each other includin students, staff and teachers and is a nightmare. They force you to do useless work while they also expect you to put up with peer pressure,your home life and social life.

school sucks..

3. (School) (6394↑, 779↓)
A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....

multiply out the brackets... 2a(3m+2p+12k-12-90) ...would someone like to explain to me...WHAT THE HELL THIS IS???

4. (School) (5300↑, 456↓)
Welcome, I am the Government. We have a plan for your future, kid. Society will lap you like a wolf laps blood. 1. Curriculum: it is by the enforcement of curriculum that we can positively ensure your mental intake of information is kept in a rigid line. You will have no time to experience other things; even if you did you would feel guilty. “What a waist of space in my mind” You’d think. 2. Exams: It is by the continuous use of exams that we can ensure your self-esteem remains at an all-time low. Lower grades means lower respect. You will be called an idiot; you will have low chances in life. The alternative is to succumb to the weight of society, allow us to control your mind. It is easier this way. We promise. 3. Ritualistic mornings: This is the fun part\! You now will have to awaken at early hours. Yes any chance of true restfulness is completely imposable. Do you ever walk into school and feel, for a split second, as though you are unconscious? That is how we want you to feel all the time. That is the point in early mornings. 4. Social humiliation: Yes, we didn’t plan this out. So don’t think we’ll take credit for it, yes this part is all thanks to you. It not only away chips away your self-esteem it also encourages hatred, which you will feel toward foreign nations later in life. We guarantee it. 5. Repetitiveness: It is by the continuous repetitiveness of your scholarly years that we can encourage a clockwork feeling within you. 6. Useless information: By presenting you with this information we can disallow independent thought. While you may begin to think for yourself your teacher, asking you to pay attention, will continually interrupt you. This is one of my favourites\! 7. Obedience: Yes this is firmly set into the school world. Discipline, self-discipline, thought-discipline hell it’s all here\! We take great pride in our ability to control you. Our shrill voices echoing down the corridor. Yes you needn’t ever feel safe, in or out of school. Be afraid, be very afraid. 8. Long term: This will last sometime; you probably won’t be able to remember a time you weren’t in school. No mode of comparison, excellent. 9. Holidays: We have carefully timed these so that they are long enough to maintain sanity but short enough to deter independent thought. 10. Work ethic: You cannot be a worker without work ethic. We hope you enjoy your stay. Don’t try to escape, even if the gate is always open.

You are free to do as we tell you.

5. (School) (4507↑, 517↓)
The other word for prison.

School= Prison Prison= Hell Hell=bad... you get the point

6. (school) (2755↑, 306↓)
an inhumane experiment where the governments tries to throw as many people as possible together in the same building and fuck with them without getting sued for it

[dude], why didnt they cancel school? its snowing\! school is a canspiracy, man. whenever someone figures out whats going on, BAM\! they have "problems" and need to see the "counselor"

7. (school) (2946↑, 524↓)
a building where teachers try and make you conform to their thoughts.

fucking school sucks balls

8. (School) (1552↑, 184↓)
A place where you are tortured and brainwashed

No please don't take me to school anywhere but there\!

9. (school) (1195↑, 114↓)
A place, supposedly for students to learn, that might be fun if the teachers used more creative methods, introduced a better atmosphere into the classroom and had respect for students and their ideas. Many teachers do this but many others, unfortunately, do not, making school merely a social forum/ social hellhole. Oddly enough, gifted education teachers seem to have classes that are easier to pass because it's more enjoyable and creative.

Teacher One: You get to choose which way to do this project. Teacher Two: You're doing this project THIS way with THIS information because I said so\!

10. (school) (1287↑, 237↓)
to humiliate, to destroy

The F.G. schooled the Kill Squad.

11. (school) (1087↑, 77↓)
See: [Prison]
Author: Johnny Pot Smoker http://school.urbanup.com/237792
12. (school) (850↑, 83↓)
Two words: Hell hole. I mean, come on\! When in the hell will people just learn that no matter what they say kids don't give a shit? School is a place to go if you want to find pot-heads, sluts, incredibly boring lectures that noone listens to anyway, the retarded, slow-witted beast known as the "principle", and any other form of shit that makes one's chlildhood less enjoyable. Hell, my dad was thrown against a wall by a teacher, and got a concussion.

What the f*** is wrong with people that send their kids to scholl?

Author: Lieutenant Tarpit http://school.urbanup.com/753173
13. (School) (669↑, 55↓)
(n.) 1. a legal institution that is supposedly for the benefit of humans below the age of 18 so that the government may have a chance to torture, brainwash and break the young minds to their will at a supple age in order for the government officials to have supposedly docile citizens that they may control in order to take over the world, and the lives of all young 'students.' 2. Also referred to commonly as a prison for anyone in ages between 4 to 18.

School? School\! AHH\!\!\! Don't say that word\! I wish it were a snow day. +sigh+

14. (School) (584↑, 37↓)
The single worst place in the universe. Where human rights are banished upon stepping into a room. You cannot sip water, eat, go to the toilet or have a fair trial. The place where we are beaten up, bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given two hours of homework. AND, if the homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours, tearing up paper. School is the only place that can get away with such universal cruelty. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss. BULLSHIT.

Typical school scene Student: May I go to the toilet Teacher: No Student: Please. Teacher: I've already told you you incolent fool (5 mins later) Student: Ive wet myself Teacher: Well why dident you go to the toilet Student: You said I couldent Teacher: How DARE you question me\! two hours detention\! Student: but... Teacher: Three hours

Author: Easy come easy go hey spaziela? http://school.urbanup.com/1550462
15. (School) (598↑, 69↓)
1. An institution within nations that allows for the brainwashing of today's youth. 2. A prison setup by government officials to lock-up and force children under the legal age of ownership and self-counsel to stay so that they may be brainwashed and forced to live out a hell when they could be having fun. 3. A centeralized place of shitty education that is unlike a tradeschool where you learn things that you will never again use in life. 4. A social gathering of idiots who must be there to cause havoc upon the educated minds who wish not to be there. See Also: [Mental institution] 5. A place where you waste a lot of time learning things when you'll just repeat them at an University or Community College.

I wasted most of my life in school so I decided to go to an alternative and graduate early so I wouldn't have to put up with the idiotic, brainwashed, fools of today's American society. I am now learning a trade making more than people who graduate college. FUCK THE U.S. GOVERNMENT\!

16. (school) (553↑, 32↓)
An institution originally noncompulsory, now a forced hellhole where otherwise reasonably intelligent people are forced to go for 14 years. It instills in them a great hatred of what they otherwise would not despise; for example, many children who hate history don't actually hate the Civil War. They just hate that they're being forced to memorize names and dates. If they were left to their own devices, they would probably end up knowing the basics about the Civil War without having to spend pointless hours proving to some mindless beaurocrat that they know what they're talking about. An institution that takes too long to not do enough. An institution that makes people believe that it is the only way anyone will ever learn anything or meet anyone. Apparently the real world and libraries and the Internet are not valid places of learning or places to socialize. Nope, you have to go with all the other inmates in an environment where you get no respect at all from dipshits with a special piece of paper that says they know how to humiliate you. Pavlov's dogs, but teenagers. A place where they're so freaking retarded they can't just make school noncompulsory. If it were noncompulsory, after a while everyone would get bored with playing video games and wander in to school to go to the chemistry lab where a chemist would show them how to do what they wanted to do. A place where people assume you're incapable of just picking up Dickens on your own, so they have to force you to read Oliver Twist NOW so you'll hate classic literature all your life. A place where well-meaning people destroy creativity. School is not learning. People hate school, not a^2+b^2=c^2. They hate having to wake up early after doing homework late, having to go to a place where they have no free will and come home to where it's just reinforced by their parents. School creates a huge inferiority complex and denies us our status as humans so corporations come in and promise us the chance to feel something intense if we just buy their snake oil. A chance to be respected if we buy their shoes, wear their wristbands, bring our mp3 players around in our $300 backpacks specially designed for the $800 bike we ride around so we can complain when we go through a puddle and splash our overpriced jeans made by abused children in India. School is hell.

Student: Mr. Smith, when was the last time you needed to know the population density of Finland? Teacher: IF YOU DON'T LEARN THIS POINTLESS SHIT EVEN MOST FINNS PROBABLY DON'T KNOW, YOU'LL NEVER GO ON TO A REALLY EXPENSIVE SCHOOL TO IMPRESS ANOTHER PROFESSOR, AND THEN GET A PIECE OF PAPER TO IMPRESS ANOTHER BEAUROCRAT\! Student:... Fuck this, I'm going to go carve wood. Teacher: GET BACK HERE\! DETENTION\! 10 years later: ...He attributes his massive success to skipping school so he could practice woodcarving, which when coupled with his love of music led him to carve flutes. Now 26, Mr. Student is doing what he loves and living within his means. What a shame the rest of us are brainwashed fucks. This is Anchorman, XYA News. ----- I am always ready to learn, I am never ready to go to school. ----- Eric, damn it, you failed your chemistry test\! You'll die of lung cancer now\! ... But Dad, I want to be a poet... SHUT UP, ERIC\! You're going to fail at life and never get married or have kids or do anything because YOU FAILED HIGH SCHOOL CHEMISTRY\! Dad, do you remember any of your high school chemistry? Yeah, I remember all of it and it's what's helped me get this bullshit cubicle job. Now go get on your bike and go to school.

Author: Eric Greenfeld http://school.urbanup.com/1775195
17. (School) (528↑, 76↓)
The absolute last place you want to go to every day for several reasons: 1.) You have to get up at nearly 5-6 in the morning if you want to prepare for school, which is rediculous since they could just as easily make school start later, but make it start early then say "Just go to bed earlier" Sorry, but I just can't go to sleep at 7 at night becuase that is just fuckin' retarded 2.) You are graded in your classes. That's strange, I thought the only one that could judge me is God, but I guess the teachers are god now. Do they relize how it makes a child feel when they get an F? They feel like a dumbass which is how they will continue to fell throughout life. Yet another way to avoid this: No Grades at all. This way you could, I don't know, teach the child WITHOUT judging them and praticly calling them a retard? 3.) It lasts ridiculisly long. I didn't know I needed 6-7 hours of reviewing things I had already learned before in school, I mean, I'd think 3 hours would be enough to review considering 70% of the time your talking, waiting for instructions, moving in between classes, or not paying attention. 4.) It is very boring. Half the time were stuck reading a chapter of a text book we already learned about and the other half the teacher is talking about stuff we already learned about. Don't believe me that it's boring? The people in my school nearly fuckin' jump for joy when we watch a movie, regardless of what it's about. It could be a movie about triangles for all we care, at least it's something different from our usual rutine of the text books and the lecturing 5.) School teaches you that money is the reason to live. "You have to graduate High School to get a good job" they say when your in High School then when you graduate they say "We were kidding about that other thing, you need to graduate college to get a good job" Fuck that\! I'd rather work at an McDonelds with friends then work at a labratory with no friends. Happiness is the reason to live life and money does not equal happiness, some will say it does but it dosn't. 6.) School teaches you to care what people think. Throughout everyone's hate of school the students feel they need to get devided into groups and hate on the people who are "not cool" therfour, School encourages hate, and hate encourages more hate. I mean, school is the cause of many suicides and murders (Usually in the ghetto) because of how unfair and horrible school is. 7.) The Teachers are cruel. Some of these teachers molesting children, that's pretty fucked up. 8.) Homework. I don't get it, we have to spend 7 hours in a place that we hate where we review, review, review then when we get home all of a sudden we have to review MORE\!? I mean why the fuck can't relax for a second during the 9 MONTHS during school\! Even during the weekends we have homework\! What's the point\!? 9.) It's repetitive, horrible, prison that no matter how horrible it is to socity (I'm talking about Middle and High scholl BTW) it will never get removed or changed because the people in the governmant fail to see how much it hurts the students

The way I see it, all children should attend college after 5th grade. Think about it, you've learned all about America in 5th grade, you learned state history in 4th, you learn cursive and multiplying and dividing in 3rd, and basic social skills in the ones before that (which in elementary school, which is fun, actually encourages good social behaviour) And lets face it, anything after 5th you learn is a complete waste of time. After 5th grade in college you could study anything you want to that you are interested in working at. Then when your 16 or so you can contribute to socety.

18. (School) (389↑, 33↓)
American conspiracy, children are tricked at a young age its the only way the will "suceed" in life. This fake, money based idea of sucess is rediculous. You dont suceed in life by being another victim of society, and having a horribly boring, normal life. 1)Real, useful knowledge is not gained by being drilled into you, yet by life lessons you learn on your own. 2) Everyone is here for a different reaon. Nobody was put here to make money and boost the economy. 3) At school, children are brainwashed in multiple ways. Most prominent is to give in to authorites and not question them. This is to weaken them and allows government more & easier control. Hence children at school are not allowed to express any rebellious actions. 4) Unless you allow yourself to give in to this conspiracy, you cannot get a good job. Hence, the "knowledge" gained at school is so rediculous, especially the math lessons. It is just a filler and side exuse to base the brainwashing on.

God: I put you on earth to help others, and teach the lesson of overcoming troubles. Government: YOU WILL NEVER SUCEED IN LIFE UNLESS YOU CAN DO PI R SQUARED X 23.4\! YOU ARE A USELESS LOSER AND OUTCAST OF SOCIETY.U CANT PASS A TEST OF SQUARE ROUTES, SO YOU ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING. YOUR NOT HELPING POLITICANS IMAGES, SO YOUR PUNISHMENT WILL BE FEWER JOB OPPORTUNITIES.

19. (school) (407↑, 61↓)
School; the place loved by those who: 1. Watch too many soap operas. 2. Are thick but muster high grades. 3. Are thick 4. Gradeworms - persons who believe the be all and end all of life is to become a doctor/lawyer. Hated by those who: 1. Possess natural intelligence. 2. Struggle socially 3. Struggle mentally 4. Persons who dislike the small freedoms provided by school. 5. Wiggers

After 13 years of school, the gradeworm who had an IQ of a camel went to study law. After 13 years of school, John followed his passions and became an electrician. After 9 years of school, the wigger and his homie doggs became muggers.

20. (School) (371↑, 51↓)
The most boring ass place on the planet earth. Do u ppl all agree with me. But to me school is a prison.

imin high school and its sucks big time.

21. (school) (353↑, 41↓)
Concentration camp for children. Set up to teach people to become docile and obedient subjects of capitalism and the state. This is achieved through mind-numbing, attacks on individual identity, and various degrees of disguised terror, usually (but not always) concealed by a double-bind. Often combined with indoctrination into dominant ideas and training in skills useful to bosses.

skool sucks\!

Author: annoyed anarchist http://school.urbanup.com/648234
22. (school) (364↑, 53↓)
sucks
23. (school) (336↑, 32↓)
A place where you go to until you are an adult where you get taught how to solve the opposite angles of triangles and the humour in Shakespeare, but nothing about how to pay a bill, write a cheque, find a flat. (To all saying that school is necessary for a decent life, I challenge that having a brain is required for a decent life. I'm a college dropout yet I'm doing well enough at the moment working for a decent company in a job that's a laugh riot compared to the dejection, bullying and harassment suffered in education from the age of 5.)

"Don't they teach you anything in school these days?" - "Er, not really, we learn how to ace standardised tests"

24. (School) (302↑, 24↓)
School is horrible, people who have problems at home still have to put up with assholes, useless classes, homework etc. School can fuck up your social life, and one of the main reasons for teenage suicides. If we wasn't at school, we could be doing things we enjoy most, such as friends, hobbies etc. I do admit, I have learnt some cool and useful stuff in school, but, you need to see the real world to learn things, such as seeing how things are made, how things work etc, insted of being in a dusty, cramped classroom full of pricks, while you are writing out information into a book that will get thrown away at the end of the year. So yes, school has it's good points being- You learn to write, handy. And some other stuff, depending on what you care for. The bad being- Read other peoples describions. I think the main being: Destorying self thought. In my opinion, school should be atteneded when wished or at freewill, because sometimes, I really want to do something or see someone, but I have to go to school to do " Math ".

School wastes life, imgine a child dying just before leaving school, how much of her/his life has her/him wasted?

Author: Manga (Keelan) http://school.urbanup.com/1651674
25. (School) (308↑, 44↓)
See [hell]

school sucks.

26. (school) (273↑, 39↓)
a fucking place where people have to waste god knows how much of their life as kids and young adults going to where they learn shit , of which like over 90 % is gonna be ABSOLUTELY FUCKING USELESS TO THEM AS ADULTS and like 50 % of which theyre gonna forget\! honestly, how many people are gonna fucking need to know about any shit they learn in history class,how to calculate the fucking area of a triangle when u know an angle beside it or whatever the fuck, shit in english like poetry terms like omonawhatever , and other crap? how many people are gonna remember all any of it? also, we get fucking teachers who have anger management problems and give u a fucking detention for like breathing, which wastes even more of ur life im not sayin there should be no school,or people shouldnt be educated, but school should be seriously modified so people learn what they should learn and choose what they want to learn for the future and for of those of u retards who think the only people who bash school are the ones who get shitty grades, i actually have good grades, so go fuck urselves\!

" we dont need no education ?ô we dont need no thought control no dark sarcasm in the classroom TEACHERS, LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE\!\!?ô"

27. (school) (261↑, 31↓)
a place where children are punished for being normal and sensible.

even i am punished many times for eating in class, laughing, talking and even sleeping. thats not fair.

28. (school) (230↑, 30↓)
Something that should never had existed\!

What? School is LEGAL?????

29. (school) (302↑, 105↓)
The place where children from 4-18 are forced to go to. It is probably the cause of 30% of suicidals from children. The teachers are one of the following. Good- usually in 20's... these teachers know what bad teachers are and make learning about things fun and enjoyable also, maybe doesnt hand out alot of [homework]. Normal- These teachers are alright. They make it semi exicting, and somtimes do fun stuff, and somtimes do boring stuff. Maybe hands out an ok ammount of homework. Bad- These people are idiots. They keep you inside a room with boring crap on the walls and assign you to sit next to people you hate on purpose. They hand out large ammounts of homework after a large assignment is givin in class. They sit you in there for what seems like the whole day forcing you to read books with pages torn out and written on. They dont care that your a person, they yell at you for the tinist things. See [asshole] [douchebag] [asshole]. But, even if you have the good kind of teacher, school is still murder. They keep you in there for 6-7 hours. You only learn like one thing per 3 days because all you do is review. Also, schools are full of gangsters, assholes, gays, gay bashers, racists, tatle tales, thives, annoing people, gamefreaks, hyper people, people who think theyre funny but they arent [corny]. Also, there is peer pressure. You fall under one of the 3 categories. "Cool", "Normals", or "Losers". You are typicly made fun of if you fall under normals or losers. Cool people don't let you even talk to them, and if you do you will get your ass kicked in an ally after school. But, its all worth it. Though most of the things you learn (example: knowing how to make a guitar out of rubber bands and a box) you wont need to know. But alot of the things such as math, spelling, and geography you will need to know. So school can be alright if you ignore the jerkoffs.

Jeff at 13: My gayass teacher gave us a math assignment. ILL NEVER NEED TO USE THIS CRAP\! Jeff at 33 works as a math teacher and has recived 10 best teacher awards. He makes a heafty ammount of money yearly and has a nice house and 2 kids.

30. (school) (297↑, 108↓)
An institution set up in the USA in order to train industrial workers by teaching people not to think for themselves and lowering their confidence in their own abilities and expectations of their futures. By implying a sense of duty and attacking individual interests and forcing a generalized curriculum that attempts to destroy the individual, people are trained not to think, given a feeling that they need to work under someone to succeed, and mainly keeping American economy and society functioning like a machine with the people as its parts.

If you come on to Urban Dictionary to bash school, you need to go back to school and listen to what everyone says. After all, everyone knows that people who drop out of school are losers who do not realize that challenging the social order in a twisted society will get you no where.

Author: Worker Unit \#503,298,545 http://school.urbanup.com/1237628
31. (School) (207↑, 21↓)
An educational institution whose good intentions would be realized if not for its inherent inefficiency and lack of useful knowledge.

Are they shallow enough to believe that Jane Schaffer, world history, and conceptual physics will really affect my life?

32. (School) (205↑, 30↓)
a living nightmare

i hate school\!\!\!

33. (School) (206↑, 35↓)
Another word for "tortchure." I place where you sit for 7 hours every single day bored out of your mind, and then to make it all worse, they give you homework so when you FINALLY get to go home and relax you remember..."oh wait, I cant relax, because I have HOMEWORK."

"Wow. This prison cell sure feels a lot like school."

34. (School) (182↑, 12↓)
This is a typical Monday morning, upon waking up and glancing at the glaring alarm clock, reading "6:00 a.m." to dragging your aching body into your bed at 11:00 p.m., after doing 4 hours of homework:: 6:02 a.m.=After dozing off again for two minutes, my mother comes into my room and screams at me to get up. Not wanting to argue at this time, I sluggishly arise from my warm bed, into the cold bathroom where I take a two minute shower. I get soap in my eyes and forget to shampoo my hair. Oh well, I don't have time anyway. I dress quickly and brush my teeth, not having any time to eat. 7:30 a.m.=I sit in first period class, after getting off the bus, where I spent the last 15 minutes with a pack of screaming children, and try to "rest" in my hard seat and desk. I get yelled at by my teacher, whom hasn't brushed her teeth in a month, and get 2 days of after-school detention. I wipe my sleepy eyes and try to focus on my algebra book, which has crude drawings in it. I speak to my teacher about this, whom just screams at me again for not having permission to speak. Two more nights detention. 12:30 p.m=I sit alone in the cafeteria, where all the seats are taken by the "popular" people, who are too busy texting and listening to their mp3 players to acknowledge my existence. I sit at a table in the corner, where 3-day-old fries cause a horrible smell, and cause me to lose my appetite. Oh well, I have no lunch money anyway. The janitor leans against the wall and eyes me carefully. His nose hairs are so long, I feel a strange urge to braid them. I lay my head down on the table, and a cafeteria worker yells at me to wake up. 3:00 p.m.=I arrive home from school, lugging almost all the contents of my locker in my backpack. I sit down and do and hour and a half of my homework, before going to softball practice. 8:30 p.m.=Covered in dirt from practice, I only have time to eat a Hot Pocket and continue the rest of my homework. 11:00 p.m.=With an unfinished project still due, I collapse on my bed, knowing the next day I will obtain further punishment for my unfinished assignment. I groan and crawl under the covers. Thoughts of problems at school cause me to not sleep, and before I know it the alarm clock sounds off and the cycle repeats. To be blunt = SCHOOL SUCKS\!

School sucks\! I can't wait for Summer Vacation\! Get me out of this hellhole the government forced me to spend 13 years of my life\! SOS\! SOS\!

35. (school) (194↑, 27↓)
hell
36. (school) (189↑, 28↓)
The government's excuse of [brainwashing] us students.

School Teacher: QUIET\!\!\!\! Student: SHUT UP YOU MIND CONTROLLING BITCH\!\!\! Student's Friend: Yeah, school is stupid\!\!\!\!

37. (School) (175↑, 33↓)
(n:)1 Another term for correctional facility. 2 Hell 3 The prime place where children are left so their parents can have it. 4 A place to learn new words on the bathroom stalls.

(Student 1): ready for hell on earth? (student 2): got my nght stick right here\!

38. (School) (169↑, 34↓)
Hell with florescent lighting.

Math Problem: School = Hell

39. (school) (166↑, 31↓)
School was once a place where people went to learn. Now teachers do nothing but try to teach children to fear authority. Yet, they don't even do that right. You see, I can flip off a teacher and get 2 days of ISS. Yet, I also get beat up by a couple of seniors who don't take any punishment. School is also a place where you are beaten up by bullies, and learn bad habbits. Because of everything I said you probably think I hate school. Well your wrong. I get to talk to girls at school.

School would suck if it wasn't for girls.

40. (school) (147↑, 14↓)
I'm a sophmore in high school,and from what I've learned is that school is full of overweight teachers who are underpaid and make your life a living hell because they think your the ones paying them\!They teach you senseless shit in all your classes.The food taste like the fat lunch lady poured rat shit from under the stove in to a batch of grease,but they're big on keeping you healthy\!Not enough books and desks for everyone..I can keep going on,but a lot of you know what I'm talking about. Besides all the negative shit,theres the girls turning into women,makeing friendships,the drama,and the good times. Elementary school is the best years of your life.Field trips,makeing long-life friendships,growing up,etc.. Middle school-you start likeing girls,teachers threaten you with working at mcdonalds,everyone warns you about high school,and you think your ass is grown untill your a freshmen Highschool-.....Everyone is going through puberty,girls start growing ass and tits and all you can think about is SEX\!Teachers teach shit that your never gonna use regardless your profession later in life.You start driveing,drama is 10times stronger.And because all you could think about was the other sex and your myspace,ya ass is going to summer school\! As you takeing it in the ass,just remember the good times because this shit goes by fast

(School) Teacher:"So can anyone give me the answer to this problem?" 2abc x x2 x 12/8 x pie The only one who's awake:"Y are you teaching us this shit when you claim all of us is just gon be flippin burgers?\!" Teacher:"Ok,goto the front office with this referal\!" The only one who's awake:"Fuck you bitch\!\!" Teacher:"You wanna come say that in my face?\!"

41. (School) (147↑, 23↓)
1.School (skule)noun School is a (poorly funded, on the contrary to taxation) government institution that all persons the age of 4-18 are required to go by law. Some of the many "usefull" subjects taught in school include 'the reproductive system of the inch worm', 'the population density of Czechoslovakia', the 'person per car ratio of south africa' etc. By teaching useless information, the government can destroy independent thought and make people the "gears of society" (this is why the dress code is so strict and anything the slightest bit remote/independent/outstanding is not allowed). The government thinks that people will fuction better in society if they are taught not to think. This only benefits the few people who are bosses and ironicly independent thinkers. Think about it, every person who sits at a cubicle all day along with 200 other people in their cubicles don't even understand why they are doing what their bosses tell them. They just understand that to get payed they must do what the boss tells them even if they do not understand why this has ALOT to do with grades.you are given an assignment of which its productive purpose does not appear to exsist and which you do not understand and told that you must get a good grade no questions asked. an A represents a good pay check, a B represents a all right pay check and a C represents a not so good pay check etc, F meaning hobo. Unfortunatly people who got A's all their life are only going to be middleclass because they gave in to not thinking for themselves. so at the end of the day when 200 people turn in their work, it all fits together making a functioning company. School only teaches people to be functioning parts of society. Hell with florescent lighting. see [hell] or [brainwash]. 2.School (skule) verb To school someone is to give a person a lesson in something.

1.Learn and memorize the anatomy of a single celled organism found in a swamp= succeed in life. 2.Dude i just schooled you.

Author: Jack John Hagen http://school.urbanup.com/1459220
42. (School) (147↑, 26↓)
Schools are just a front for corporate bigshots, to enslave the minds of innocent children and force them to complete mind numbing work. See [concentration camp]

none necessary

43. (School) (132↑, 13↓)
Facility School Building- The main stay and homefront of your school. You're probably saying "Isn't the building...jsut it?" well theirs also the Gym which (in my case) isn't technically part of the school It was added on after a large amoutn of time. The school building is usually a shit hole. Those with older schools (such as my own) will realize that summers are unbarebly hot and winters are excrutiatingly cold. Mostly because the school, being an old building, was built without the thought of central air in mind. Gym- For some it can be considered a great place, sometimes a reason to get up in the morning. Others might see it as a building for one solitary job "pure embarassment". Either way you take it, its only their for one period a day...unless you failed (which is just funny) then you have it two periods a day. Teachers/Staff/Students Good Guys/Girls- The teachers that know its okay to bend the rules a bit. If you pulla prank in class they'll laugh. Its hard to piss them off and even when you do they seem to laugh afterwards. They won't writeyou up for being late and they don't seem to be bothered by cursing. Watch out though, if you get on their bad side (which is VERY hard to do) you're going to have to go through 3 months of appeasement before they trust you again. Fuck ups and air heads- As the name insists, these are the teachers that always seem to fuck you over. They'll tell you they've received your report and than disregard it until after report cards go out. You'll realize you've gotten a D in english because that fucking report went missing. Then ask yourself "Didn't I hand in that fucking essay?" Yes, you did. But your teacher, being an ass, forgot it all. Backstabbers/Assholes- Another personal favorite (insert level of sarcasm here). Those teachers that are out to get you and that will act like good guys/girls than royally fuck you over. Those Teachers That Need An Operation- The operation to get the stick removed out of their asses. They come into school with a frown knowing that they have to teach "these stupid fucking kids" again and again til they retire. I don't understand why people would take a profession that revolves around kids if...they hate kids. Sexist/Racist Assholes- I've had a few teachers that would favor the girls/boys in class or the blacks/whites/asians/etc... and its a real piss off. You can get an extra five points for the test if you answer the question correctly and you have your hand in the air for fifteen minutes, but all of a sudden the sexist teacher chooses the opposite sex and you're left without those five points...gei. Principals/Vice Principals- Sometimes you'll get the good guy/girl principal. They let you off with a warning and you skip on your merry way to your next class. But god forbid your Vice Principal catch wind of your mistake. Usually the VP wants the better job and thus will give you the most extreme punishment possible for the slightest infraction. The VP thinks that this is working harder because the prinicipal is basicly doing nothing. Asshole... Students- Ahh the part i've been waiting for. I get to list the tribes of school and the assholes that possibly tread within each. Shall we start of with a favorite? Yes. Prep- Bleh. Tastes like slut. Preps are usually in the tightly knit groups of friends that are often rich or upper middle-class and will flaunt the fact that their daddy bought them a new car and alls they had to do was get a D-. Preps are often scene with the jocks/cheerleaders and drink socially with eachother, get drunk easily and ramble on about sports/fashion/or other prep nonsense. Preps often hate everyone else around them and see the other tribes as "wastes" in school. Preps are Numero Uno on the list of death/murder. Jock/CHeerleader- The jock, a lover of sports and friends (sometimes) with the preps. THey have little to no intelligence and are often seen in the "hardcore" sports like football or wrestling whilst soccer and fencing seem inadequate to suit their lust for sweat. Though fencing requires a great amount of balance and pure common sense where football is merely the destruction of ones opponent with the force of your own body. Wrestling is merely a sport of guys in spandex which seem to love rolling around with sweaty guys...yum (again, insert sarcasm here.) Goth/Emo- The only reason i'm lsiting them together is because they're so similar. Emo kids slit their wrists, goth kids talk about bleeding...you get the picture and comparison. The main difference is that goth kids don't moan or whine about how no one understands them. They too usually stick in neat little bunches of friends. As to where emo kids try to fit in with the preps and skaters merely on the idea that "You guys where tight pants...so do we." Punk/Metal Kids- The smell of destruction knows no bounds. Thats what I love about my own tribe. We, just as the other tribes, have our flaws. Though none of them are fatal, because those of who mess with us get a nicely sized combat boot to the back of the neck ([CURBSTOMP] bitches.) Geeks/Nerds/Dorks- You know them and love them. The nerds seem to stick around the "outcasts" (punks, mainly because being accpeted by the "popular" assholes would take away from the fact that we're punks and not Preps.) The geeks and nerds and dorks don't always love star trek, they don't always blab about computer parts and they don't always gripe about how this movie used crappy graphics. They're often fun loving people but very frail pale little humans. The lack of sunlight that shines into their room or basement often causes them to appear whiter than white. Poor nerds... To finish up Id like to state that "School Sucks" and that curriculum taught at the younger ages is often softened. We were taught that Christopher Columbus found America through an accident and that he became friends with the Natives. Though really he was an asshole slave trader who decided to claim the land as his own. We learned that Abraham Lincoln wasn't the hero of the slaves...he merely wantd to unite the north and south. Abolishing slavery was just an add on. For some reason the school system is softening the blow of learning things...which is stupid. Because in elementary school when you subtracted 3 from 9 you got 6. Now you get -6. Why couldn't they just teach us these things as they came up? Because the school wants to morph us into beings that can't accept the harshened outside world or the society that delivers grief in bulk. They want us to remain hidden and they want to control us. It sounds like such a strange ludacris theory. But tell me its wrong and how softening these blows is going to help the kids out in the long run. Maybe you'll get a cookie for your efforts.

School blows...thank you, g'night.

44. (school) (136↑, 19↓)
School is a the most hated building ever for kids\!\! You must attend it almost EVERY SINGLE WEEKDAY until you are age 18. It is filled with kids your age and old grumpy ugly adults who call themselves "teachers". A teacher's job is too bore you for 6 hours and then send you home and too bore yourself at home with homework.

You:Summer vacation is da bomb\!\!\! Yo mama:School starts monday sweetie You choke and die

45. (school) (136↑, 26↓)
a urine soaked hell hole

I hate school\!

46. (school) (117↑, 8↓)
a place you go to spend 70% of your day sitting in an uncomfortable, plastic chair

"what's wrong" "I can't move my butt" "Oh, must be school"

47. (school) (115↑, 21↓)
a place for parents to put there kids while they do amusing things

prison for kids where they are trapped for 7 hours

48. (School) (105↑, 12↓)
School is a -lot- of things. Mainly all of them are shitty (and all of them being nouns). Here goes: 1. Social forum where you go meet a bunch of idiots that ask you stupid questions. 2. Building which you have to be early/on time for or you'll get your ass kicked by the principal. The time to be at this building is always before 8:30 am if you're in middle school or above, and around 9 am if you're in elementary. 3. A place where you get your ass kicked by the "cool" people. 4. An alledgedly "diverse" place where in reality, it's divided into several cliques. These cliques are incredibly tight-knit and anyone who isn't part of one is considered an outcast and gets shoved into garbage cans & shit. The average middle-school-or-above usually has a stoner clique, skater clique, the "popular people" clique (AKA the people that won the genetic lottery), grade-obsessed-brainwashed-people clique, intelligent people clique, etc... 5. A complete and utter hellhole.

1. Veronica: Hey, Valerie\!\! I got a 4.0 GPA on my report card\! I'm so smart\! -four hours later- Veronica: [in Spanish class] Hey, Asti, where's Mexico? Is it in Asia? 2. Asti: *wakes up* *looks at alarm clock* OH SHIT IT'S 6:20AM I'M GONNA BE LATE TO SCHOOL\!\! I'M GOING TO DIE AND GET 3 REFERRALS AND MISS GOING ON THE END-OF-THE-YEAR FIELD TRIP\! 3. Decent person: Hey, Maddy? Where's the recycle bin? Maddy (surrounded by "cool" friends): Bitch, how dare you talk to me\! *slams decent person into locker* 4. A decent person looks out at her school five minutes before the bell rings. She sees a bunch of different groups all huddled together, glaring at other groups. This decent person sees the popular people bitchslap the intelligent people for saying things that are simply too complex for the idiot populars to understand :( 5. Asti: Oh dammit I hate Sundays... T_T The day off is ruined by knowing I have to wake up at 6 am and go to hell again.

49. (school) (105↑, 12↓)
A place where you learn stuff that is useless.A complete waste of my time.

I dont want to go to school Monday.

50. (school) (117↑, 25↓)
Hell...on a stick. A place of compete terror\!

o shit another day of school has waed my brain into a worthless pulp

51. (School) (97↑, 6↓)
School is just like a [prison]. The bell tells you when to go to eat, when to see your friends, and when to go to class.

School fucking sucks.

52. (school) (117↑, 26↓)
The Worst Place To Ever Have To Be

Elementary "SCHOOL", Junior High "SCHOOL" *Middle "SCHOOL"*, High "SCHOOL". The SHitiest Places EVER

Author: Jill *A.K.A* Jilleeoz http://school.urbanup.com/579858
53. (School) (101↑, 15↓)
A place where children are imprisoned and forced to listen to some flunkie could get a better job fill their head with lies and propaganda. Also see [prison]

My school has big metal gates all around it, so they might as well just admit it's prison.

54. (school) (111↑, 26↓)
a place that the goverment makes you go to, that realy has no value. think about it, histoy? WTF. geography, plz. four years of english, manditory? why, am i not speaking it now, waste of class space. spanish/french/german/ect. ya, thats real imortant, 50 bucks says you never leave the county to live after school. elm. school, prepares you for middle school, middle school prepares you for high school, high shool prepares you for collage, collage prepares you for life. so basicly, you waste 18 years (or more for some)of life, getting ready to live? why? can they not stop at kindergarden, they teach you everything you need to know, put things away when your done, share, be nice, ect. kindergarden was the only pro-life class you will ever come by. Teachers, if they really get as little as they say, why in the hell do they do it? really, spend 8 or more hours, dealing with imature kids, that sounds realy smart, maybe they need to go back to school.

So John, you want to play some football after school? nah, i can't, i got histoy homework. what? why? ou will never need history in life. I know. I know.

55. (school) (94↑, 10↓)
Hell in the most complex way

Columbine high school,home to the most kids shot by 17 cent bullets

56. (school) (97↑, 13↓)
A school is somewhere you learn... Learn...yeah right like half of those who finished that awful place even learned how to brush they're own teeth...

Man, I feel like taking my own life and spend eternity in hell...let's go to school\!

57. (school) (99↑, 15↓)
A place where anyone from small children to young adults are forcibly trained to the industrial life of liveing by an alarm clock and bell schedule. (think about it) Learning is just a side affect.

Oh damn, I'm gonna be late for school. (again, think about it, really hard)

Author: The Almighty Sapling http://school.urbanup.com/753592
58. (school) (94↑, 11↓)
A place that used to be where you got to learn stuff, now it's a place where some f*cking teachers try to make you their slaves.

Teacher: Hey kid, throw this tissue away for me, then you'll get an A+ or else you'll get an F. I go to school and hate the bitchass teachers there.

Author: biased, just like everyone else http://school.urbanup.com/1503428
59. (School) (110↑, 27↓)
See [jail], [hell], [boring]

Got school sucks ass, I wanna drop out. Doesn't matter, I skip enough to survive.

60. (School) (110↑, 27↓)
Boring, dumb, gay, and a waste of time\!
61. (school) (109↑, 27↓)
School is a place you go for 20 years so your parents can have sex, knowing you won't be around to find out about it. School is also worthless, not because we're not smart just because I have better things to be doing with my time than wasting 8 hours out of my life.

Who ever invented school should have been aborted.

Author: Good Sameritan http://school.urbanup.com/1502318
62. (school) (95↑, 16↓)
Hell for some people and a sanctuary for others.

1. Do i really have to go to school? It sucks ass 2. Woo Hoo school\!

63. (School) (82↑, 6↓)
A place that the government forces you to go to to learn. It is usually very boring and hard and they give you dumb assignments to work on outside of school. If you ditch school you get in trouble. A good way to remember how to spell it is "School is not cool so it does not have the word cool in it, it is SCHOOL NOT SHCOOL\!"

Kid: EWW I have to go to school tomorrow at 7am\! Another kid: Just ditch with me\! Kid: Nah I can't, I have a math test dude\!

64. (school) (98↑, 22↓)
place of torture that kids are foreced to go to for 13 years.

i hate school. do i really have to go today???

Author: alexandra nichole http://school.urbanup.com/1404735
65. (School) (78↑, 4↓)
12 years or more of shit streamed bollox that is taught to you just because your brain can just about handle it. Teachers don't understand that children are human beings and instead like to enforce ridiculus rules just because they are in a room that is by a stupid law.. theirs. 6 hours of the day you are sent to this virtual prison. When you finally escape and have the freedom to do as you please you realise that those homework leg chains clamp you to your desk and unless you write about something you have already learned you will not get unlocked. Even if you abuse these chains you become then taken back to the prison for extra time for not writing out 5 times what you already know. Why do we have to do it? "To realise the opportunities in life and get a good job a live a normal life with an average job" you forgot with taxes and loans and crap still forcing us into social breakdown just because you decided to spend that little extra on yourself. Is it a shame to enjoy yourself? No it isn't. School seems to make people think it is

Teacher: I said stop talking\!\! Student: (quiet muttering) Teacher: I HEARD THAT\! AN HOURS DETENTION\! Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Honest student: I had other homework to do and also i needed some time to chill out. You only gave us a day to do it. Teacher: I GAVE YOU MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME\! YOU WILL FINISH IT AND MORE AFTER SCHOOL\!\!

66. (school) (108↑, 34↓)
a smelly shity place made out of bricks were kids go to be pushed around by gay principles and techers.it is a jail were you learn school is for education...and a prision for kids to suffer

I am going to School

Author: baka_kuso_yarou http://school.urbanup.com/1364465
67. (School) (99↑, 27↓)
Auschwitz; concetration camp for children; most boring place on Earth

"school fuckin sucks major ass"

68. (school) (85↑, 14↓)
hell with fluorescent lighting

"check out the lighting at this hell hole..." "this isnt school, its hell with fluorescent lighting."

69. (school) (85↑, 14↓)
A place that was once a center of learning. Now it is nothing more than a place to stick your children so you don't have to put up with them. When kids come home cursing, don't be a retard and say "Hey, Timmy, where did you learn that?" "FUCK OFF, YOU CUNTFUCK" Timmy will reply.

Hey let's see a movie. I can't I have to go to hell, I mean school.

Author: Not the 'model' student http://school.urbanup.com/621509
70. (school) (91↑, 23↓)
another word for hell

bye johny, have a nice day at hell\!

71. (school) (79↑, 15↓)
A place that hundreds and thousands of parents and others claim that you can't live in the real world without going to, dispite the hundreds and thousands of music artist, movie stars and other celebrities who dropped out or never went at all. In addition, this day in age, people don't care about your IQ, everybody is only focus on looks and money, (which is why people like Paris Hilton are consider celebrities).

school= boring, dull, pointless, no point in existing

72. (school) (86↑, 22↓)
The ultimate bore also can be used as a very horrible swear word during the course of a holiday or a day off. Its only perpuse is to kill and destroy the minds of children and teenagers. It is also known as "the worst f**kin years of my life".

When I was at school my brain fryies to a crisp for the teachers to eat. During my holiday the kids teased me about my school being on welfair. When I was in Florida a man asked me how school was, he can't see or hear any more.

Author: Dustin Foster http://school.urbanup.com/568313
73. (School) (70↑, 7↓)
a load of crap

teacher: Derek, what is the definition of school? Derek: a load of crap teacher: very good Derek now go back to sleep

74. (school) (80↑, 19↓)
a sort of day prison for children\school(angus,thongs,and full frontal snogging)

miss kain's class hell

Author: jaques stinkypants http://school.urbanup.com/848479
75. (school) (75↑, 14↓)
1. A place to have fun by destruction, causing pain, or correcting the dumb teachers. 2. A place of pure evil where you are embarressed, hurt, posined, and brainwashed. 3. See also: [hell]; [concentration camp]; [heaven]; [getting fucked up]; weenis; and [gay] Someways to have fun at school: 1. Put a coin on top of a 9V battery, toss it into the hall when the bell rings. 2. Reprogram the computers. 3. put the SubSeven trojan in the computers and hack them. 4. become smarter than the teachers ...to be continued

School can be fun if you have the right tools. School is HORRIBLE\!\!\!

76. (School) (67↑, 7↓)
Another name for prison.

"man I hate school, I can't wait for summer"

77. (school) (75↑, 17↓)
Place where you spend 18 years(9 months a year,4 weeks a month,5 days a week,7-9 hours a day)preparing for ''life'' and the ''real world''.They teach that the only life there is: -Elementary School:True School. Teaches you basic math, how 2 read, how 2 write(Lang Arts), and real survival skills. They tell you that you can accomplish anything as long as you believe. Also where you make most of your life friends. Tips For Survival: Good Times. Please cherish them. =Middle School:The Crusher. This is where the shit piles up. They add letters in your math and teach you completly useless stuff like a2+b2=c2.WTF.Reading stays basically except now you hate it because they make you read the same crap over and over and if you have math before it it feels like you already had reading class\! Language arts turns to english and all of a sudden ''everything you learned in elementary is a bunch of shit'',says the teacher. They teach you how to write sentences and how to catch a readers atenntion. You'll probaly need this because the subjects they make you write about are so boring that who'd read them anyways? All your friends abandon you and join cliques or vice versa. Almost everyone around you is a fucking [asshole], [prick], [emo], [homosexual], [slut], wannabe funny guy, [anime freak], [wigger], or [scene] poser. Those who arent are the [gradeworms] and the normal people like you.All of your hopes and dreams you had in elementary school are destroyed around you by teachers and students alike.If your lucky you might have a few friends or even a girl/boy friend(most likely your first or if not a real one) who will eventually dump you and crush you soul further.but youll get over. a lie they tell you is that if you dont go you WILL work at a fast food restraunt, such as mcdonalds( which is apparently a horrible hell for stupid dropout teenagers with delicious [mcgridles] and [hamburgers].the main point of this is to lower your self esteem(possibly to [emo] levels)and make you realize that there is no god in school and how cold the world is. Tips:Don't Speak. Don't make friends, let them want to be your friend.Have a [iPod] or gameboy: anything to keep you from losing your mind. dont join cliques.try to listen to some of the boring crap your teacher is saying so when a ''important test' comes you wont fail and spend another horrible year in hell. \schoolHigh School:Middle School Times Ten.Try To apply what youve learned in middle school. Trust no one. Repeat through this through all grades and you might just survive. some of your elemntary friends might come back to you.play your cards right and it could be somthing like elementary schoolbut with a mix of middle school.

Elemntary school: John: Hi Bob wanna be friends? Bob: Sure. Best Friends Forever\! Teacher: Some times you make mistakes,but with hard work,you can accomplish anything\! John: This Is awesome\!\!\! Middle School: John:Hey Bob Watcha been doin all summer? Havent seen you all summer... Bob:Shutup cracka\! Im wit ma Gangsta(wigger) clique now dogg\! Beings freinds with another guy is so gay on the ill tip forreal yo\!\!\! we stay shootin guns and fuckin sluts(8 year old girls)forealz yo\!1\!11 John:WTF? anyways ccould i join your clique? Bob: no homie, u aint hardcore(wigger) like us yo\! John's Girlfriend:I Love(am cheating you) John\!\! John: I Love you too ;Next Day; Johns Girlfriend: im dumping you John: we only went out for a week\! you said you loved me\! GF: I was just playing around im going to get gangraped in the bathroom now\! Teacher: HAhahahah you suck\! you got owned by ur GF\!\!\!\! The only way you can get a real girl and succeed is knowing what x=+100=8000*347873478 is\!\!\! and if you dont, your going to fail at life and work at MCDONALDS MOPPING\!\! HAHAHA\!\! High School: Bob: I realized I was being a wiger all this time.But I have changed lets be friends John:ok Teacher:Im going to teach you useless crap because i dont care about your future . Im so lonley please kill me..

Author: Ryu From Streetfighter http://school.urbanup.com/2494074
78. (School) (71↑, 14↓)
A place where teachers are ignorent and pretentd to be smart.

My teacher tried to cut my left hand off with a zip strip second hour, and almost suceeded...

79. (school) (53↑, 4↓)
A place where you must deal with work, teachers, events and shithead students all at the same time. The amount of work you get depends on the teacher you have. This is the place where students are treated like 3 year olds, you can't point out your teacher's flaws, talk back, or anything like that, even if the teacher gets completely owned. They come up with some lame excuse/sentence to cover up their wrong, it's sad. And us students have to sit here and put up with the teacher's fucking shit. Half the classes in school are boring as hell. Half the stuff you learn in school won't count for fuck when you're older. It's like being put in a hellhole for 6 in a half hours, once you get outside, you can breathe. Overall, school just plain sucks.

At school... Teacher: Ok kids, I give you permission to talk once you have finished your assignment. Student: *Finishes work and starts to yak* Teacher: HEY, YOU\! I told you not to talk until you've finished your work\! What are you stupid, son? Student: But I'm finished my work sir... Teacher: Well then stop talking\! (IDIOT)

80. (School) (77↑, 29↓)
1.) Public \school: a failed socialist experiment of the 18th and 19th century. This is either where: Douchebag liberals in button-down shirts go to congregate and smoke pot, Douchebag republicans go to complain about the liberals and have sex in the bathrooms Douchebag athiests go to complain about saying the 'Pledge' Douchebag 'anal' christians go to complain about not having to say the 'Pledge' Douchebag libertarians go to think of new things to complain about, especially \school, and post it on a dictionary when they get home Douchebag adults to stupid or niave to get a good job go to enforce their values on students Douchebag social rejects go to improve their aim Poor children go because their parents cannot educate them at home or send them to private school Smart children are so bored waiting for their dimmer brethern to catch up that they finally give up and drop out In the Ghetto, where black children go to be tortured or shot 2.)Eastern \school: Where the asian children go and learn to make far superior products to those educated in Public \school 3.)Home \school: The place where all succesful adults were educated as children 4.)Private \school: A more cost-effecient Public \school for pompous douchebags

The public school-loving nerd got straight A's, but when looking for a job found out that smart kids don't give a nerd's ass about grades.

81. (School) (57↑, 10↓)
School is a place where you can go to get picked on, and made fun of.

Move it F8ck tard, your pathetic, i'm a dumb jock so get out of my way.

82. (school) (58↑, 12↓)
Also see Hell and Prison. A concentration camp for children. Teachers seem to forget they are human beings and treat them like animals. They are taught how to act, behave, speak, dress and all the stuff that under democracy, you should be allowed to do yourself. Forced to go through painstakingly long lessons and expected to concentrate throughout them or you get your head blown off by the teachers. School sucks\!

Teacher: Hey, you\! This is school stop looking at the clock we have been doing non stop algebra sums for only an hour and twenty minutes\! Concentrate now you lazy sod\! Student: Please sir I can't concentrate my brain is really tired, can you give us a 5 minute break? Teacher: Detention

83. (School) (61↑, 14↓)
School: Segregating Classes Hosted by Odd Obese Lawers. After the Medieval Era ended, the last few surviving demons fled to a continent that would later on be called a sovereign nation (America). As the years passed, the demons began to call themselves "poloticians" (Paranoid Obese Lethargic Organic Telepaths In Cheap Imputive suits Answering by Nincompoop Shitheads) and came up with many hellish ideas. One of these was the S.C.H.O.O.L. Of course no one realized the full effect that this "hell in a building" idea would do. So it is up to the "Dropouts" (Dangerous Rebels Outing Poloticians Under Tyranus Schools) to destroy Schools forever...

Schools: A fucking gay place where DEMORCRACY is known as a DICTATORSHIP\!\!\!\!

84. (School) (52↑, 5↓)
School is a low restriction jail.

Math teacher on a Friday morning:"Smile, Kids,it's almost Monday\!"

Author: woodstock hippy http://school.urbanup.com/1303994
85. (School) (60↑, 15↓)
a place that is badass and all educational... most of the time boring, unenlightening, and nonproductive... here you will find the boys rooms where smoking isn't allowed.

I'm gonna go to school, and at school, I will be a schoolboy, merrily doing the schoolboy thing, and perhaps get schooled by the bigger tough guys.

86. (school) (52↑, 8↓)
A school is a [hellhole] that forces [children] and [teenagers] to close their minds and learn only what the government wants them to learn. A place where they deny children of hats, sunglasses or in extreme cases, chewing gum, and make them sit down for over 5 hours straight. Since there's a bunch of different [kids] in a school, they generally [piss] each other off, and create groups that make fun of each other. A school will tell you this: Include everyone\! Don't include people who are bad\! ...? Schools have rules banning certain words... even though they're just words and don't even offend anybody. Don't agree with the school? Go to a school [councellor]... good luck with that.

Kid and school councellor: Councellor: You beat up another kid. Why? 8-year-old: Cause if I didn't he would have beat me up. Councellor: That is not a good reason. 8-year-old: So you're saying we should all let ourselves get beat up? Councellor: ...(hesitates)... um, I've seen this situation about 1000 times before, but I've never been able to solve it, I just do this cause of the money the government pays me.

Author: vampire ghost http://school.urbanup.com/2017761
87. (school) (56↑, 12↓)
place where you learn shit

school is the place where you learn about shit

88. (school) (56↑, 13↓)
A place where where you pay them to teach you even though you have no choice.

Joe: Hooked up fonics really phucked me up\!

89. (school) (52↑, 9↓)
hell for kids/teenagers/living things while they are still alive( thats wrong, aint it??? )

school is pointless, and sucks ass, wtf?

90. (school) (53↑, 12↓)
The reason pseudo-zombies roam the earth. Start school fucking later.

I studied for the calc mid-term until five in the morning. Fuck school for turning me into a pseudo-zombie.

91. (school) (47↑, 8↓)
1.The reason most people who are teens comit suicide. See [suicide] 2. A place where the goverment stuffs Young brains with useless shit so they can compete with Japan on whos the smartest; So they can take credit and forget about the students happiness.

Teacher:Today in school, we will stuff youre mind with shit you will never use in you're life. Ex:6(5a)-(-65B)1/545.3

92. (school) (43↑, 4↓)
A place where teachers look down on you and treat you like your stupid, even though you are the main reason that they get paid. A place you are forced to go, even if you know you will never need more than half the stuff they teach you there. A place where kids are bullied every day, and not just by the other students, but the teachers also. A place that basically has no meaning exept to make kids depressed. A place where you go to for seven hours, but you are only learning something knew for about 2hrs.

The only thing school teaches kids is that life is messed up\!

93. (school) (47↑, 9↓)
A God forsaken educational facilty

-Where are you? -At school... - That sucks, my prayers go to you.

94. (school) (39↑, 2↓)
a place where you are lulled into a false sense of security, then your life gets so screwed up, you feel you cant take it any more, you get depressed and experience lots of downs, and some ups.

my house had a school like atmosphere. school makes me depressed

Author: silent-suicide http://school.urbanup.com/2111153
95. (school) (43↑, 6↓)
The hellhole where you must learn about things that don't matter the place were the teachers don't give a fuck about your problems and the place were children fight each other for stupid reasons even if they don't know each other.

Tommy: hey billy how come you weren't at school i mean hell yesterday?

96. (school) (43↑, 6↓)
A place where I'm not allowed to wear my tee that says "Skool Sux" because although I am only exercising my rights as an american and using freedom of speech, the sentence is consdered vulgar and innapropiriate for school grounds, EVEN THOUGH every person in the school uses words like ****, ****, *****, and ******* daily.

School is a place where we write, read, learn, and sleep.

Author: Call-me-crazy-if-you-will http://school.urbanup.com/245525
97. (school) (43↑, 7↓)
A place that people hate. For these reasons... 1)Teachers. I had one math teacher that was the worst teacher that I had ever had. She didn't know how to teach.How she taught was she gave the question,then gave the answer,then gave us homework. She expects us to learn and get an A. 2)Homework. Why do we need to review what we learned in class is we will forget it. Last year I was very lucky because really only 1 of my teachers gave out homework,and it was the math teacher. 3)Grades. I really wish that the students could grade teachers on how good of a teacher they are. Anyway the cruch the hearts of students, and now the get grounded. Thus grade are evil, and crappy things. 4)Dress codes or uniforms. I hate dress code, and uniforms. Thankfully the only time I have only had to wear uniforms was for half the year in the first grade. At my school the dress code isn't all the strict. Yet everyone complains about them. Well I always find my way around it. If one of my last year teachers except Mr. D found you breaking the rule that will be lunch detention for you. Even some of my teachers break the dress code and don't do anything. 5)It so fuckin early. Mine start at 8'oclock, but the bus comes around 7, and I wake up at 6. No one like to wake up early. Why do they do it...Because they want us to be smart and all that crap. 6)It's so boring. All we do is talk ,read, and work. Where's the fun in that? Trust me I'm soo glad when we watch a movie or something. 7)Popularity and groups. Now popular people make fun of you in every single way. Some of this stuff can lead to suicide. And they're like aww how sad I wonder why s/he did it. And the group like goth,prep,punk,jocks,metalheads,ect. Now at my school if you wear alot of black your a goth. If you like green day you're punk, and green day isn't punk.I could give a bunch of other examples, but I'm lazy. 8)They theach you useless stuff. Now there are soooooo many other examples. Now I'm only in middle school. Starting in at the next school year I will be in the 8th grade. I'm so scared of high school. Thus SCHOOL SUCKS.

OMG School sucks. Yet I go to it because of the law. Which sucks to.

98. (school) (44↑, 8↓)
a place that no kid in their right mind likes to go. a hangout place where you can sleep and hang with friends all day a place that your parents say is "essential to attend"

Dude school is so fucking pointless I mean when are we ever gonna need to know what year the civil war started?

Author: fuck the preps http://school.urbanup.com/1210296
99. (School) (42↑, 7↓)
A poorly funded attempt at education, planned out by the government. First, every student there is an ass. Generally inconsiderate, make really gay-as-shit jokes, and pretend to get high off of blunts wrapped from post-it notes. Second, the classic beast, homework. This shit is almost undefinable, it has no weaknesses, and you *have* to do it, or else, as the "teachers" say, you're fucked. Third, the girls. These are the ones that add drama to bullshit, reward each other for shit they didn't do, make too much fucking noise, sing shitty songs nobody listens to, and always say, "It's cold in here\!". Fuck you. Some little side notes, the dog shit food they feed you, sucks ass, unless you bring you're own lunch, but that sucks ass too. And in science class, they make you do some really tardass experiments, like filling a cup with water, putting that yeast shit in there, and lighting a match over it to see if it will burn. GAY.

Girl: Man, it is like, freezing in here\! Another girl: Yah I know, right, it's freezing in here\! Me: (Climbs on top of school and pours gasoline down the air duct, then throwing a lit match on it.) Girl: What's that smell? BOOM\! Me: Ain't cold anymore, is it dipshit? God I hate school.

Author: LuigiXmission.420 http://school.urbanup.com/5285401
100. (school) (41↑, 6↓)
see [fuck that shit]

-Ready for school? -fuck that shit\!

Author: Snoopy to the D-O-double-G http://school.urbanup.com/481822
101. (School) (40↑, 6↓)
see [prison] or [hell]

Welcome to school, the pitchfork is just a new form of discipline

102. (school) (51↑, 18↓)
a place kids have to go to for almost 20 years of their life to sit in a chair and learn a bunch of junk.

i had so much fun at school today. i just sat and learned a bunch of junk.

Author: i've got the remedy http://school.urbanup.com/795053
103. (School) (35↑, 3↓)
Something that is not useful in life.

I dont know why we have to go to school?\!

Author: Nicolas Rueda Sabater http://school.urbanup.com/1714311
104. (School) (53↑, 21↓)
A place were you waste many years of your life listening to people who call themselves "teachers" try to tell you stuff you either already know,don't need to know or don't want to know

What a shit school it is crap

105. (School) (34↑, 3↓)
A place where people get molested. Still better than having to work =].

Mr.Star: Dude, jason got touched yesterday in school\! Mr.Terror: That VIRGIIIN

106. (school) (44↑, 14↓)
This is not a definition, just soley my personal opinion. I believe that school is just as pointless as paying money for a book written by stephen king.Stephen kings work is bland on every aspect, and as unintellectual as one could become. Try putting some depth into your work dipshit. But im getting off topic. This is supposed to be about school. For starters, school is boring. I only attend school because i am required to by law. I would say that the majority of the people who attend school are only going to be using their grossly extensive knowledge of all things on the way to a great job to be saying "paper or plastic" for their entire miserable lives. Even though my hate for the subject of math burns greater than the heat felt from the sun at just a few thousand miles away, i should be greatful for being so privelidged as to actually know that y=m2=x50. Even though i have never wanted to nor ever will pursue any of the few jobs that exsist from knowing something such as "y=" equations. Im going to be pursueing jobs that i like even if i get payed less, than that of a person who regrets even waking up in the morning to go to his boring job.

david bowie becomes one of most popular entertainers, while little kids are told that will never happen so stay in school and grow up to make minimum wage while david bowie is doing what he loves and geting paid millions.

107. (school) (49↑, 19↓)
a [sweatshop] that one travels to 180 days in a year

[slave labor], [waste of time]

108. (school) (48↑, 18↓)
a place where teenagers go to have sex in badly kept public washrooms

hey jessica this is boring lets go fuck in the bathroom

109. (School) (35↑, 6↓)
The learning of the ability to sleep in many different environments and adapting to the comfort levels of various desks, tables, and chairs.

Mom, "Billy, wake up. It's time for school." Billy, jumping out of his bed, filled with excitement, yells, "Oh, boy\! Time to go back to bed\!"

110. (school) (37↑, 9↓)
1. To bring someone up to speed on a topic they are unfamiliar with. 2. To beat or badly humiliate in a competition 3. A place where people are taught

1. I'll school your ass 2. Man, I schooled you in Call of Duty 2

111. (school) (45↑, 17↓)
A [concentration camp] and brainwashing facility for young people

When people realized that there needed to be special concentration camp type for young people, they invented schools.

112. (school) (38↑, 10↓)
Synonym for hell. A Pink Floyd song gave you the message short sweet and to the point.

We don't need no education...

Author: ACDC FOREVAR\!\!\!111 http://school.urbanup.com/700391
113. (School) (39↑, 12↓)
a place where you spend 15 years of your life gobbling down the whole world.The past,present and the future and finally everything ends up in the toilet bowl.

chow down geography,history,science,maths,economics and bla bla bla

114. (School) (35↑, 9↓)
School is a place where the human spirit is crushed all in the name of education. It also acts as a factory for the next generation of obedient workers so that the Government can steal even more of your money. Once you get into year eleven you start to notice the structure of things. Prefects represent your future bosses, the people who will hold power over you when you enter the work place. They are not there to stop you from doing bad things because they have no actual powers over you. No their purpose is to give you an idea of the future and nothing else. You don't have to have an actual knowledge of the world to succeed in school, all you need is what the teachers put in front of you. This is all used in order for you to do well in the next round of standardised test bullshit. Why? you ask. The answer is simple good grades lead to you getting jobs of course. School serves to create a load of mindless fork and spoon operators. To make you think you have a say they set up a Student Council. You vote who you want in and hope they will help you in some way. I once asked a teacher what they acheived and she said " Oh they've done a lot. They got mirrors put in the toilets and made some lovely flower hanging baskets for the school". Now in what way is that beneficial to my education or the improvement of my school life? The answer is it wasn't. The Student Council is there to make you think you have a say. The truth is kids you fucking don't, never have and never will get used to it because it is the same with the Government. This is again the School giving you an idea of the future. Critical thinking will never be taught or allowed in School because if it was the whole structure would be in danger. The media helps to dumb kids down so instead of asking questions they watch Big Brother and any other shit that happens to be on. The kids are getting dumber and I blame a large amount of this on School. Insead of producing intelligent well rounded people they produce unquestioning fuckwits. What can be done about this? The answer is nothing unless people start to develop the power of critical thought. Will that happen? Not a fucking chance the damage has been done.

Me: Why don't you teach us something useful for a change? Teacher: Get out of my Classroom\! Student: School is a place for brainwashing Teacher: Oh don't listen to him listen to us\!

115. (school) (45↑, 19↓)
Shooting range, with fully automated targets.

Billy shot his classmates. Shoot billy shoot\!

116. (School) (28↑, 3↓)
a huge fucking waste of time and effort. half the crap you learn, you just end up forgetting. you are forced to work on pointless worksheets you seen 3 years ago while listening to annoying assholes try to be funny. you never end up being with any classes with your friends. sit by yourself and everyone assumes you are quiet. ususally the classes are filled with fat bitches and assholes that you try to ignore. they talk out in class while you are taking notes so your parents dont beat your ass, and they stop the teacher and bring them to talk about their fucking cats itching problems. half the time you have no fucking idea what is going on from spacing out and fail that test. when you come home all you want to do is sit down and rest but NO theres fucking homework that if you dont finish you will fail. and then your parents will threaten to send you to a fucking private school across the country. and if that doesnt work they will throw your tv out the window/computer down the stairs.

billys dad: where is your homework? billy: ...oh that..i forgot becuase i was watching the news for civics bills dad: WTF NO WATCHING TV I SAID\! WHAT DID I TELL YOU? DO YOUR HOMEWORK WHEN YOU COME HOME FROM SCHOOL\!\!\! (tv crashes through window)

Author: xtreemlybored http://school.urbanup.com/3317599
117. (school) (31↑, 6↓)
a place and time that is a total waste of a human biengs own time, and since time equals money, all the time we spent "learning" means that we all are just wasting money$$$

"Dude, school sucks the big ass and all the teachers are gay antway\!"

118. (School) (32↑, 8↓)
Place of torture or evil; place where sympathy is not tolerated; place of divination and/or sacrifice, not for those deemed "[Outcast]s" SEE: [Hell]

Most of those that post on this website need to go to school, namely because of the immense number of grammitical and spelling mistakes.

119. (School) (38↑, 15↓)
School....What the fuck is going on?\!

School....What the fuck is going on?\!

120. (School) (31↑, 8↓)
Institution whose sole purpose is to convince poeple that they need it for some reason or another, ussually through degrading them and defining them as the unintelligent and treating them poorly when they do and do not buy in to what the place sells - this causing confusion makes poeple only quicker to grasp onto what it's selling just to make sense out of it's non-sense

12th grade student: hah\! G.E.D. that's a good enough degree\! i learned that in school, only idiots wouldn't go to school i know so because the school teachers are paid to tell me so, after all it's not like i could ACTUALLY learn anything without one of these institutions, i'm too stupid to, i know that cuz the teachers are always telling me that too\! teachers are so smart, if they weren't then they wouldn't have done something so intelligent like taking on a really crappy paycheck just to teach me stuff\! not like they'd be stupid enough to get a job doing something actually productive that actually paid well...

Author: pro-nun-see-A-shun http://school.urbanup.com/179393
121. (School) (36↑, 13↓)
Refers to any undesirable place. Synnonymous with "Salt mines", "Petrol plant", etc.

School is the gayest place in the whole fucking world\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

122. (School) (24↑, 2↓)
-Fact:An over-used unhealthy [prison]-like [education] facility -Opinion:Where you get repressed by complicated [depressed] so-called educators, principal and my all time favorite the dean, unless you work your way with 'em, most of the kids have to face a lot of obsticals like the semester, [keeping your nose clean], and of course asshole of the "school staff" who will destroy a 5 years old self esteem so they can keep him in a short leash.

Matty is such a fucking [hypocrite], all the kids can't wait to get out of school.

Author: The\schoolIntellectual\schoolMe http://school.urbanup.com/3345536
123. (school) (27↑, 5↓)
Going to school against your will has the equivalent life-shortening effect of smoking 94,254 cigarettes. 8 hours a day times 180 days a year times 60 minutes divided by 11 minutes lost per cigarette. This calculation doesn't take into account homework, so the number of cigarettes would be even higher.

One valuable thing I learned from school is to never have children so they won't have to go through what I did.

Author: Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter http://school.urbanup.com/2586482
124. (School) (38↑, 17↓)
A legal slave house which teachers are the biggest assholes in the world some of the students are the biggest fags or dickheads around. AC is turned on in the winter and heat is on in the summer, also school isnt closed even in the worst winter conditions. And to make your life worse they give out homework to get revenge because when they were our age they had no social life at all. See [Unatego]

Unatego High School is a perfect exapmle of this

125. (school) (24↑, 4↓)
Where you're forced to spend hours learning something you don't need, because I know of so many times when I'm at my job and need to know what some ancient civilization died out. Math is decent, but you can take out most of the crap in it you only need if your a real-estate agent. A lot of science can be taken out, but leave just a little. English should stop when your in 4th or 5th grade. So when your done taking away useless stuff, theres a 3-4 hour day that starts at 10 am and ends at 1 or 2 pm. But that makes too much sence so they have to keep adding more days and weeks to the year because they say we don't learn enough already. Then they say if we're gonna make them all think the same, we should make them dress the same.. So, stripped of your rights that so many soldiers die(d) for each day. God bless America\!

School sucks. everyone knows deep inside, no matter how old they are, no matter how smart they are, no matter what race gender or anything, they all know that school was the biggest waste of time they were ever forced into sence they were forced out a vagina.

126. (school) (21↑, 3↓)
A wonderful magical place, where they take away your freedoms, and normal law doesnt apply (i.e. freedom of speech) where every day is awful, full of stress, and way too much to handle. Also has a rigid sociel class'.

In her suicide note she adressed the school as the cause of all evil.

127. (School) (25↑, 7↓)
The sorriest excuse for an edu-fucking-cation ever invented. Everybody hates it. Everybody. Even better you have to take this shit for 6 hours 5 days a week. Your cunt fucker teachers give you fuckloads of homework you get to do. And then when you get home with a sore asshole, all you really do is sit and beat off to niggerbitch's on your computer and scream at your fucking Xbox like its their fault. And the next day you get bitched at for not doing your work. You have to go to school too? Why? Fuck me if I know\! So these dickbags can make you follow rules. Guarenteed to piss you off.

Billy: Monday again? I hate school\! Teacher: Excited huh? Billy: You gotta be fuckin shitting me you faggot. I just told your bitchass I don't like this dirty clit\! I'd rather have jizz in my eyes.

128. (school) (28↑, 10↓)
A place where kids are told what to believe and to fear authority. Where young minds are taken advantage of from their youngest age all through their young adulthood. Some call this [brainwashing]. It is where all of America's society is taught to embrace "fact" as dictated by the government. It is where kids first learn to follow a routine schedule of "mandatory" activities and work, while being told that it will benefit their knowledge, when in actuality, it is to train them for the mindless and repetative work they will have to do as adults working as employees for [corporate America]. It is a government facility that abolishes true free-thinkers. It does, however, give "[students]" the illusion of being able to have creativity and a mind of their own, when in actuality, they are barely stretching their creative minds inside of the box which School has trained them to stay in. School is where human beings first begin to turn into obedient workers. If one chooses not to attend or participate in their fullest at "School", one will always suffer multiple levels of punishment, ridicule, and an announcement of their incompetence and low intelligence. They will be denyed a majority of "working positions" avaible because they chose not to complete the rigorous process of school. Therefore, students are raised to believe that if they do not succumb to this mindless control and obedience, they will therefore not be accepted in society to make money which will therefore make their lives more difficult if not impssible to live. Money/Success = Happiness. School will not give students an alternative choice to go through life other than completing its twelve year course and more if neccessary. This is to block out, as mentioned earlier, their free-thinking minds, and force them to follow a system of "hard work" (mindless obedience) = acceptence and saftey. Though many have began to realize the truth and the inevitable thrust into a structured preplanned life, beginning with school, despite their rights to [happiness] and [freedom], they force themselves to go through with and eventually believe in school, for it is the only thing society has made that these students can rely on without being socially iscolated. An endless cycle. See [1984] and [Brave New World]

I zone out while working at school, then I come home and do three hours of work, and then I go to sleep.

129. (school) (21↑, 3↓)
Place where your parents expect you to eventually graduate from and if you don't they disown you and you end up working at 711 making no money and living off of TV dinners for the rest of your life because employers think you need a piece of paper to prove that you learned stuff in school. You spend 20% of your life in school re-learning the same BS over and over again until you think that the only time you'd actually use math is to calculate the number of bullets you'd put through your head to get yourself out of this nightmarish hellhole of an existence.

Bobby got a B- on a paper in school so his dad beat him with a rod.

130. (school) (26↑, 8↓)
school is a shit place where we go to 'learn' and the teachers just shout at the kids for stupid resons and sit around in shit hole and day dream,learning stuff we dont need to learn like french ...what the fucking point\!

STOP THATTT what? TAPPING ON THE DESK\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! (i wish i could slap that ugly face\! err BITCH) school is a load of bullshiit

131. (School) (24↑, 7↓)
An educational object where you in a smallest amount of time you'll get extremely depressed.

Mike sleeping: Ummmhmpf ....School? ...Umhahldp ....No ...NO ...NOOOO\!\!\!

132. (school) (19↑, 2↓)
\\skul\\n\\ 1. a place for teaching and learning (according to the dictionary and the govt.) 2. a living hell full of social humiliation, govt. control, forcibly conformist ways of thinking and rules that every person ages 4-18 is forced to attend because supposedly they're too stupid to think for themselves or do anything right, and will supposedly wreak havoc throughout the country if allowed to do anything during the day. 3. see [prison]

School is an excuse for the govt. to use mind control on the world's youth.

133. (school) (28↑, 11↓)
Place young people are confined for much of their childhood and adolescence to have any subversive interest in intellectual pursuits or sport ruthlessly beaten out of them. If they pull through with their sanity halfway intact, they are ready for university ... or anything else that could happen.

You're still in school? My sympathies.

134. (school) (18↑, 1↓)
Where we waste 18 years of life at. nuff said

'Am I actually going to use fucking square roots when I'm 23 and have a job?' Thanks School\!

Author: /giva fuck about you\ http://school.urbanup.com/2484755
135. (school) (27↑, 10↓)
A legal penitentiary where teachers are paid less than a vietnamese kid a Nike sweatshop and where children or teens gather to "learn".School shootings also occur here and kids who feel the need to be "different" dress in black.Wannabes are also rampant.

See 'cesspool for schizophrenia'

Author: LifeIsABitchAndThenYouDie http://school.urbanup.com/226270
136. (school) (35↑, 19↓)
Legalized child labor disguised as an institute of learning. Has its benefits, but so does [cocaine]. See also, [concentration camp], [prison], [slavery].

I want to learn more now that I've (barely)escaped school.

137. (School) (17↑, 1↓)
A complete and utter waste of precious childhood. You wake up at six in the morning to go to a building which resembles a federal prison. There, you go from class to class, repeating the same thing over and over every day. You get obsolete, inconsequential bullshit shoved down your throat by people who are only there for the money and time off. Then, you get tested on this bullshit, and if you fail because you don't understand, then that's too bad, which totally defeats the purpose of learning anyways. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with mindless clone bot teenagers who only care about drugs, sex, and the mall. And if that's not enough, they send you away with more bullshit, also known as homework, to do during your only free time at home when you could be pursuing your own interests that might at some point be relevant to the life you want to lead instead of the one the fucking government chooses for you. In the future, you will never need to know quadratic formulas and geometry unless you plan on becoming a mathematician. To sum it all up, school is a big competition to weed out the "smartest" people who the government hopes will one day take reign over their cesspool of fucking moronic imbeciles which is leading our country to hell. Our only hope is that one day someone who can see through this will break free from this penitentiary and make some much needed reforms.

If you ever need to know anything they teach you in school in real life, there's this nifty little thing called GOOGLE.

Author: sick of asphixiation. http://school.urbanup.com/4008766
138. (School) (22↑, 6↓)
place to take kids of the streets, put down their spirits, load with useless work, and so on...

Haha now kids will be off the streats withe the school and homework\!

139. (School) (25↑, 9↓)
Pathetic place where they teach things you will never use in everyday life. Things like Calculus, the reproduction system of an earth worm, and Geography.

Geography. I mean honestly, when the hell am i gonna need the population density of uzbekastan.

Author: Spoon Worshiper http://school.urbanup.com/456047
140. (School) (31↑, 15↓)
a place of complete misery..child labor disguised in education...a prison for all children to become trained like puppets and dogs... where rules are the only thing from keeping us from succeeding..a place known as hell to everyone but parents

skyline high school is a gay school that should be burnt down

141. (school) (20↑, 5↓)
something children have to go to and get bored out of there minds

only fuckers like school

142. (school) (28↑, 13↓)
Where u dont want to be ever

neds are everywhere help me

143. (school) (17↑, 3↓)
A place in which your life is sucked out of you. and where you're bombarded with useless work and forms, while the teachers are on their laptops, buying things off fucking ebay. once you get home, you're faced with the thought of homework and coursework deadlines. this is the point where you curl up on the sofa and die.

"we have fucking school tomorrow" "Don't say that word, it's the cause of every ounse of stress and sadness in my life"

144. (school) (18↑, 5↓)
A place where every clothing company on the face of the earth sends their worthless garbage to mingle with the other worthless garbage. School is nothing but a place where people go to feel better about themselves by harassing and tormenting others.

School is as retarded and pointless as the things you "learn" there

145. (school) (14↑, 2↓)
some borin ass place where u hav to work 4 hella long and do som stupid shit

teacher:ok class start writin ur essays boburt:ok teacher:boburt y r u writing? boburt:cuz u told me 2? teacher:i did no such thing boburt:ok sry teacher:DONT BACKSASS ME boburt: huh?? teacher:if u talk bak 1 more time ur gonna get detention boburt:wutd i say tht wuz so bd? teacherTHTS IT. 2 HOURS DETENTION. boburt:wutever teacher:GET OUTTA MY CLASSROOM boburt:-walks to door- teacher:where r u goin boburt:out of the class like u tld me 2 teacher:i did not. dnt ever leave the class widout permission boburt:thts a bullshit ly teacher:ur suspended 4 a week boburt:thnk god. school suks

Author: someguy7683459 http://school.urbanup.com/3221127
146. (school) (17↑, 5↓)
Hell. A place where you are forced to go, and it makes the toughest years of your life (puberty) harder.

Student: Shit, I have to go to school tomorrow. Adult: It's for you. Student: How is me going to a place that only adds to my depression help me? Adult: Shut up, you'll get it when your older.

147. (school) (18↑, 6↓)
a place that is really boring, but you have to go to to get a job which requires an education which means you have to go to school.

school sucks, but you have to go there or your parents might kill you or something

148. (school) (32↑, 20↓)
school can fuck me up the ass.

school is a shithole.

Author: Juwanna Tinkle http://school.urbanup.com/1510388
149. (school) (20↑, 8↓)
A place where you learn things, then unlearn those things to relearn the things you need to learn to take a test in highschool. Then you go to college and learn more things that you dont really need in the real world, college AKA school. Then after your done with college (average 5 years for underclassmen) you can go to work to unlearn the things youve spent 26 years of your life learning for the outside world to forget it all and learn more. Poit: school is pointless, but you have to go to have a life.

School is a waste of time.

150. (school) (19↑, 8↓)
the worst place to have fun. I only enjoy [school] because a lot of my friends go to my school but my grade gets the shortest lunch. take it from me, try not to go but try to get your homework done.

[I go to school because my parents force me to]

151. (school) (19↑, 7↓)
Latin for hell. Where kids are tortured through boring speeches about things from atoms to the atomic bomb being dropped.

When little Johnny died he faced God in heaven. God said that he shall be punished for his sins and sent to hell. Little Johnny woke up at school with a teacher reciting the Declaration of Independence. He screamed in horror.

152. (school) (13↑, 2↓)
Schools a joke. Thank god this coming year is my last year. It can be hell only if you let it be. Choose your friends wisely, ignore the shitheads, do your work, and keep yourself occupied out of school (get a job) and you'll be fine. The way you deal with school shows what kind of man you'll be for the rest of your life. My typical day at school... Get to homeroom 10 minutes late, sleep in class, talk to friends at lunch, go home, go to work, hang out w/ girfriend, sleep, copy homework next day in class, do it all over again.

Hey man did you do the homework last night? No you? Nope, fuck school.

153. (school) (28↑, 17↓)
hell, evil, violence, overfuck, gay teachers, motherfuckers, bullshit, books, classroom, social climber, fuck ups, faggs, no skateboarding, no punk music, no rights, shut up, give us your money, stay here as long as you want, father TABORA, library w/o books, blackboards, whiteboards, canteen, shit, & gangwar\!

back to school... we are the slaves, prisoners, experiments, & subject

Author: out of shit\! http://school.urbanup.com/232654
154. (School) (18↑, 8↓)
Also known as [Hell] Unless, of course, you go to [Hogwarts School of Witch Craft and Wizardry]

Person 1: Ugh, i hate school\! Person 2: I know right\! Teacher: Detention Wizard: I'm so glad we go to this school\! Witch: I know right\! Professor: 10 points for Gryffindor\!

Author: I Hate BelleKummer http://school.urbanup.com/4742580
155. (school) (11↑, 1↓)
A shitty place where they teach you useless crap which you'll probably forget by the time you're an adult, and I'm not even mentioning that it also fucks up the social life of many students and that its one of main causes of teen suicide worldwide

(school) Teacher: What is the smallest town in Russia? Student: How is this going to help us in our future? Teacher: That's it you just gained yourself a detention\! Student: Why?\! Teacher: Another detention\! Student: FUCK\! D:\<

156. (School) (11↑, 1↓)
Look up the word Hell.You will see what I mean.

School was hard as shit today.I know it's for an education but?How is it going to help me in life?

157. (School) (13↑, 3↓)
Institution where a child is sent at a young age to be stripped of his individuality and turned into an obedient soul-dead conformist member of the consumer culture. School uniforms are actually being implemented in some areas, because it's not enough that children must all think alike. They must also all look alike.

School and the education system need to be completely rethought.

158. (School) (11↑, 1↓)
The last remaining institution child labor laws do not cover.

1. my kid stayed up 'til 3am last night completing an algebra project composed entirely of letters. WTF?\! 2. I love 40-hour weeks when I'm 13 years old\! 3. social life, family life, and sanity: kiss them all goodbye at the opening of the school doors

159. (School) (11↑, 1↓)
A place kids are forced to go to, to learn. You must suffer years of painful work and pear pressure. I think they should make schools with like one kid and one teacher in each room, then it'd be easier to concentrate. Homwork takes away your life after it was sucked out at school, so you have NO free time. If you end up moving from school to school, you're mega screwed, because people will fuckin' beat new kids. If you're late, DETENTION, don't do your work, DETENTION, fall a sleep or eat in class, or something else perfectly natural, DETENTION. Detention is usually 2 hours long, and takes a chunk of your day out, if you act "bad" in detention or forget about it. 4 HOUR DETENTION. Chances are you deal with nothing but assholes for classmates, and half your teachers will be awful. Also the worst possible thing that will ever happen in school is when a teacher picks a favorite. When a teacher likes a student more then the rest, this teacher will give that one undiserving student good grades for nothing, then grade extra harsh on everybody else.(usually the student picked as a favorite is the biggest racist, asshole, basterd or slut, and acts like a teachers's pet, and "knows everything")

(Ex: Bad Teacher) My teacher was checking my homework for an entire lesson, and I did one little part of one minor page wrong, AND I WAS FAILED FOR THE WHOLE THING\! About 5 problems done wrong took off like 25% of my grade. Someone else didn't do any of the homework and got 50% for nothing, while I got a 0 for all my hard work.(true story) Man, I can really hate school sometimes.

Author: It's me again and again http://school.urbanup.com/3737698
160. (School) (11↑, 1↓)
The equivalent to hell on earth.

I hate school. School has ruined my life.

161. (school) (14↑, 4↓)
The place your parents send you because they hate you. I'm actually sad my mom gives a fucking a shit about fucking school. Its just a brainwashing system, Why should I "Ace" being brainwashed?

School is a brainwashing system, and 70% of the stuff you learn won't be needed when you grow up, Woah, I just went to school right now, Change that 70% to 85%

Author: Your Dick (Yes, He CAN type) http://school.urbanup.com/2705418
162. (school) (13↑, 3↓)
School IS HELL it is the worst place were helpless little children are learning useless things like algebra etc y=? just like school= hell homework-a stupid idea wen kids are dong school they want to relax but nooo they have to spend another hour on homework god dammit\!

school=hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell

Author: Christopher jeremic http://school.urbanup.com/2661406
163. (school) (14↑, 4↓)
A farm, A place were the government throw adults money uneffectivley at, expecting kids to learn more, get better jobs and pay even more taxes to the government, It's a money farm, ...and they say money doesn't grow on trees, there right, it grows in schools\!

'Do you know were all this money for the NHS comes from?' 'No, were?' 'It comes from the money farms,' 'I've never heard of them' 'Well they like to call them "schools"'

164. (school) (11↑, 1↓)
a place where kids get brainwashed to to stupid stuff that doesnt really matter when you get older.

Teacher: A snake can live up to a whole year without dying. Student: WHO CARES\!?\! Schools useless.

Author: dsfgfddsfgsgfdsgfdsghgfhbrst http://school.urbanup.com/2540089
165. (school) (13↑, 3↓)
Hell with florescent lights. if you're lucky. If not, just hell.

We sat in the school classroom, where the teacher forced her opinions on us, forcing us to agree. After we left to study hall, complete anarchy followed.

166. (school) (18↑, 8↓)
An abominable hellhole where the life is sucked from young people. School takes up about 25% of an entire day, almost every day, until you are in your twenties. School teaches completely useless lessons, like how to find x in 300 different ways. This is never actually used later in life unless you become a math teacher. School is unbearable torture and is only comparible to one thing... church.

Oh fuck, it's Sunday\! I can't beleive we have to go back to school. I really wish we didn't have school today. The D.A.R.E. program: Don't have sex, don't drink, don't do drugs, don't be angry, STAY IN SCHOOL\! HOORAY\! School is the lowest of all forms of social collaboration and demotes individual thought.

167. (school) (24↑, 14↓)
The place where we all have to go to for the first eighteen years of our lives, get every ounce of individuality squeezed out of us to create so-called uniformity, and everyone secretly hates each other but everyone hugs everyone else anyways. A big waste of time unless there is a good optional art program in my opinoin.

School is only necessary for minors. It really sucks sometimes.

Author: CharmedButObsessed http://school.urbanup.com/1440085
168. (school) (17↑, 7↓)
A public baby-sitting service funded by taxes. In reality, homeschooling is a better option. Skeptics will claim that homeschooled children lack the social aspect of other schools. In reality children will take care of themselves socially.

Politician thinks:I think we should have something that makes parents have less responsibilty. We can also make people blind patriots. Hmmmm

169. (school) (11↑, 1↓)
The destruction of human creativity, where innocent minds are exploited at a very young age for the purpose of us all becoming ignorant little robots and being no smarter than the other. Also see hell-fire, misery, self-immolation, agony, impalement, Chinese torture, etc...

In school I learned that two plus two equals four, but why the fuck can't it equal five? Einstein got D's and F's in school. Winston Churchill flunked English at least five times.

170. (school) (17↑, 7↓)
A place where you spend the first 18 years of your like taking it like a bitch from the school principal because you told your science teacher to screw his gay boyfriend, aka your maths teacher

"whats 1+1?" "screw you, whore" "RIGHT THATS IT TAKE IT LIKE A BITCH\!" *whip whip whip*

Author: GREGO TIVVY BATHURST BEAUMARIS WHITE PUPPY PATTER DJ PUTTA 123 WHITESTUFF http://school.urbanup.com/1254166
171. (school) (17↑, 7↓)
A little jail where you lose many precious hours trying to do the work and extra work they give you during and after it gets out.

Man, I have a shitload of homework from going to school\!

172. (school) (21↑, 11↓)
School is a place where wiggers try to get too much attention (in class, in hallways, incafeteria etc.) School is supposed to help you practice for the futur, and practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why bother practicing?

Oh no\! A wigger\! Oh my god... purses everywhere... Oh look\! we can see his boxers, his pants are down to his knees\!

173. (School) (20↑, 10↓)
A place to let off steam aka murdering-faculty + staff + students = fun

mother-hello timmy what did u do at school today? Timmy-nothing much just murdered a few fags

Author: FuxOrZZzOwnZoRzZZ http://school.urbanup.com/1023909
174. (school) (14↑, 4↓)
v., to beat someone at (a race, game, etc.) so badly that you teach them a 'lesson' in how to be better at whatever it is they lost at

yo, i'm gonna totally school you at vice city

175. (school) (20↑, 10↓)
1. Hell on earth. 2. Resembling a prison, but prisons are better. 3.A place meant to torture young minds so they can grow up and become just like the bum who lives by the river. 4. Something that will be banned when I conquer the world, someday.

School is evil.

176. (school) (17↑, 7↓)
a waste of fucking time and a prison for the youth of our nation

if you dont go you get a truancy ticket

177. (School) (10↑, 1↓)
The Most Highly disliked and hated place in society. School is a place where you're rights such as using the bathroom,eating,drinking and talking are taken away,(I'm not talking about talking when the teachers talking and teaching,I'm talking about during class time and class work). In school you learn useless stuff that you will never use in life.You waste 18 years learning stuff you thats useless and stuff you learned before. Teachers also give test,quizes and homework,Some teachers fail to realize that kids have a life to,like a job,sports, and other activities,Some teachers just give too much homework and too many test and quizes,I'm not saying their shouldn't be any homework but not a whole lot of homework is necessary. At lunch they give you unfilling,cold,uncooked food and gross food,Like why can't they cook and serve descent filling food? also some school require school uniforms,because they belive that they improve academic success ,prevent trouble and stop cliques.This is false uniforms will not improve academic success,prevent trouble or prevent cliques.Also what kids wear has nothing to do with their school performance.What kids wear will never effect their learning. Also,many people say that people who hate or dislike school are uneducated and get bad grades,this is a false statement even people who have straight A's and are in honors classes hate school. Anybody with eyes and who's intelligent can see and understand why kids hate school\!

Man I hate school,I don't see how people don't understand me. It's really simple to understand.

178. (school) (10↑, 1↓)
Why one of the highest killers of teenagers is [suicide].

seriously, school makes a lot of people want to kill themselves, that is if they are not already bored into a coma.

Author: Tactical Squad http://school.urbanup.com/3212067
179. (school) (12↑, 3↓)
a place where kids sit, go to sleep, pass notes, and try to learn somthing when their not board out of their mind\!

Son what did you do today in school? Ah, I dont know I forgot(nothing just when to sleep, pass a couple of notes to my friends and nothing.)

180. (School) (16↑, 7↓)
1.A place were human children spend the first 18 years of their life 2.A place were children are forced to accept the dominant ideas of the day and a place were original ideas are thrown out 3. school= 1/3learning+1/3busy work ex. making valentine card holders in 2nd grade+1/6lunch+1/12not payingattention+1/12 field trips 4. a cool place were you meet most of your friends and have most of your childhood experiences

I am indfferent to going to school tomorow mom

181. (school) (16↑, 7↓)
school better known as a prision for kids though the age of 18 good for hold teenage drivers so i can drive in peace

ur in there im out here so fuck u

182. (school) (19↑, 10↓)
A place to buy drugs

I bought bought some crack from my english teacher.

Author: GOD OF DA NIGGRAS http://school.urbanup.com/830399
183. (school) (18↑, 9↓)
a place where you become brainwashed about facts that dont have any bearing on your future.

My social studies teacher tried to brain wash use all, by saying america is the greatest country god only loves america god hates all other countries, liberals are pussies, George Bush knows all.

Author: van-mc-a-mortea http://school.urbanup.com/782825
184. (school) (15↑, 6↓)
A place where young people are "taught" by people of lower intelligence than themselves. Also a great source of employment for under skilled individuals.

"Billy\! You failed maths and english again\! If you keep this up the only job you will be able to get is being a teacher"

185. (school) (15↑, 6↓)
The sub-moronic educational system that was made to pump up American pride. Usually incorperating a drab building with a drool inducing swill of an education.

School is boring, lets go get ice cream.

186. (School) (14↑, 5↓)
A legal version of a sweatshop. Difference is, if teachers were given canes today, they would not survive their first use of it. Give a cane to a sweatshop owner, and he will use it to benefit the economy of india/indonesia/pakistan/taiwan etc etc....

"You gonna wag school today and smoke weeeeeed?" "Nah ill smoke it in class. I bet the teacher needs it more than us."

187. (School) (15↑, 6↓)
A place in one's city that SUCKS

I went to school today and i almost died.

188. (School) (10↑, 2↓)
What kids have to go through 17 years of and is based entirely on memorizing useless facts and words for a test one week then pushing those out of their heads and new ones in over and over again for 7-9 months a year. See [hell] and [prison]

Student 1: What the fuck does the word err mean, and what was the battle of Bull Run? Student 2: Who gives a shit we just have to forget it next week. Student 1: School sucks ass. Student 2: You found this out just now?

189. (school) (9↑, 1↓)
A place you spend your entire life in as a child, and a teenager, hearing the same useless facts over and over again. To make matters worse, after 8th grade, you are sent to a place where the stress of school is amplified. This place is known as [high school]

School is stress, High school is amplified stress.. Let's not even TALK about college..

190. (school) (9↑, 1↓)
a place where the government forces people under the age of 18 to be held as prisoners for 8 hours a day so they can "learn" about things that the teachers and principals claim you will use in real life but you never actually do unless you decide to become a torturous teacher yourself one day in wich I personally wold advise against unless you enjoy being hated by young children of all ages this prison also includes the nastiest food you will ever taste along with disgusting bathrooms and prison guards (teachers) who yell at you when you just happen to be walking around since your current teacher doesn't care where you currently reside as long as you are in the building the only way to escape this torture and have a little fun is to either a) get a library pass with one of your friends and leave class for a good 20-30 minutes or b) skip class all together with a few buddies

geeze\! that stupid teacher yelled at us to get class when we were in p.e.\!\! i mean come on\!\! everybody knows that the coaches could really care less at our school

Author: scene chick wannbe http://school.urbanup.com/3757775
191. (school) (11↑, 3↓)
An institution created for the sole purpose of robbing children of their creativity and personalities.

I've been going to school for 13 years, and all I got was this lousy ridalin.

192. (school) (15↑, 7↓)
The place where you skip periods in the bathrooms, sitting on 50-year-old heaters. You don't even get in trouble. Once I went into the bathroom and instead of being told to get back to my assigned spot, I was told to get off the heater because it might fall off the wall. o_0

A School Scene ______ Teacher: Mrs. Biotch ______ MRS BIOTCH: Get in your seats class. We've got some propoganda to drill into you. :) STUDENT 1: We don't want to, you biotch. Mrs Biotch: Detention. Student 2: Come ON guys. Let's work\! Mrs Biotch: To find the area of a circle, multiply the radius squared times pi. Student 2: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T GET IT\!\!\!\!\! Students 1 & 3: How can you not get it, you imbecile. -_- Student 2: WAHHHHH MRS BIOTCH THEY JUST CALLED ME AN IMBECILE\! Mrs Biotch: Detention for both of you\! No ridiculing MY favorite student. :beams at Student 2: Students 1, 3-20: Erm, you only like her because she does all the work. Student 2: So? I'm so smart\!\!\!\! Students 1, 3-20: *sigh* Mrs Biotch: Yes, you are smart\! :beams at Student 2: Students 1, 3-20: Come on, Mrs. Biotch\! How can you be that shallow? -_- ______ END

193. (School) (20↑, 12↓)
1. A Place Of Knowledge 2. To Educated Someone Lesser Than Yourself On The Ways Of The Streets

1. Most People Attend High School For Four Years. 2. Dumb Bitch, Allow Me To School You On The Fine Art Of The "Hood" Ass-Whipping\!

194. (school) (33↑, 25↓)
A disguised jail. Were kids are force to wake up everyday of their life so early to make their life a living hell and make them be stuck in school so they wont bother grown ups. And make them learn useless stuff wich they don't need to know. Cause they are suppose to be in church learning about GOD and waiting to die and go to heaven and never going to need that stupid information cause we all going to die\!\!\!\!\!\!\! wasted time\!\!\!

"hi i am a nerd and i am such a stupid person. i have no life. books are my friends. i am going to be a stupid nerdy doctor and i don't care if i waste my life and die oneday without discovering what life is all about and about enjoying it."

195. (school) (14↑, 6↓)
underfunded government facility designed to give children and teenagers a view of life in the years to come. Many relate the word "school" to "[hell]". The hours of operation of this government facility are usually 8am to 3pm.

Timmy: I'm going to school. Tommy: I'm not that insane.

Author: I luv jessica http://school.urbanup.com/446633
196. (School) (8↑, 1↓)
A Place Where your parents make you wake up at 6 in the morning to go to to listen to a whole bunch of stupid shit for 6 hours straight o yeah you get a 45 minute break while you eat nasty school lunch -_-

mom:jon\!, time to get up for school\!\!, me:-.-, fuck off

197. (School) (11↑, 4↓)
Most [retarded] place you will ever waste 13 years of you life.

Wow that was the biggest let down of my life. I cant beleive that people actually go to school for 13+ years\!

Author: Greg Fershilkitmynizzle http://school.urbanup.com/2414009
198. (school) (8↑, 1↓)
1. noun. An institution that specializes in the illusion of learning and knowldege, developed as a method of control and engineering for the societal machine. 2. verb. To indoctrinate social, mental, and academic obedience.

The pupil is thereby "schooled" to confuse teaching with learning, grade advancement with education, a diploma with competence, and fluency with the ability to say something new. -Ivan Illich

Author: itsacorporatething http://school.urbanup.com/2318728
199. (school) (12↑, 5↓)
the place of finest fuckin torture ever created a stupid building filled with teachers with stupid faggot ass rules that US students have to keep up with in order to not get in trouble. a stupid place where a bunch of nonsene paper work and retarded classes are given to kids to study and learn while most of the fuckin school just wants to blow up the motherfuckin place.

I hate school\! school fuckin sux\!\!\!\!

Author: ariel braverman http://school.urbanup.com/2238958
200. (school) (10↑, 3↓)
(Noun) Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I really don't want to go to school today. Its hell.

201. (school) (10↑, 3↓)
a compulserary boring place where you learn loadsa "interesting" useless junk.

1+1=n+52 school is boring and stupid but you have to go.

202. (School) (12↑, 5↓)
There are many definitions for 'School' here are afew of the most common. 1) A portal to hell desguised with a friendly atmosphere. 2) A prision where they make us read books with our hands bleeding. 3) A building for pedophiles

In short, School sucks.

203. (School) (16↑, 9↓)
A place where parents send their kids to torture them and so they won't stay on the computer all day.

Kid - Why do I have to go to school Mom? Mom - You're not supposde to have fun and teachers can get you into trouble for almost anything you do, god or bad and that's what we parents like\! Torturng our sick, twisted kids\!

204. (School) (13↑, 6↓)
A shit hole parentsw make us go to "learn" things when most of us onli fight get are drugs and talk

School sux

205. (school) (12↑, 5↓)
Where they hire all of the Mean people whos jobs are to make your life hell. Its the place where you can go and fall asleep to the teachers voices. They allow you to do this, But then get all pissed when the exams come and you dont remember learning this Stuff... They Also will give you bad grades when you fail a test. The reason you mostly fail is because the smartest kid in the class has moved to the other end of the class

Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% on this test\!\!\! You: Thats passing...Isnt it? (if this fails, then try the following) Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% ON THIS TEST\!\!\! You: ITS YOUR OWN FAULT\!\!\! YOU MOVED ME AWAY FROM THE SMARTEST KID IN THE CLASS\!\!\! (then start crying and run out of the room)

206. (school) (13↑, 6↓)
a place where your parents send you because inside they really hate the hell out of you and they don't want to take care of you...So when our parents bitched the government made it legal to go to that hell hole

School is gay as hell\!\!\!

207. (school) (6↑, 0↓)
Abandon all hope ye whom enter here

Hell? No, it's just school.

Author: idontreallylikeschool http://school.urbanup.com/6288431
208. (School) (6↑, 0↓)
Where the impressionable youth are indoctrinated to prepare them for exploitation by the establishment.

The Man: Under the mores of the capitalist system you shall attend school. Through academic rewards and personal choice you will go forth and choose a suitable career, which you shall endure for a substantial amount of time. A vast majority of the money you earn shall be given to the ruling class via taxes and other undisclosed methods to keep us in power. In return we shall sustain your need for this career so we can exploit you in this fashion until such a time your ailing health makes this practise immoral and you become incapable of serving us. Once you retire you will no longer pose a threat to the system and our goal of keeping you blind to the injustice of our presence will have succeeded. Over the next few years you shall come to the realisation that despite the pleasures life has given you it is a hollow victory in the face of a reality where you could enjoy complete freedom. Although you now know the truth you shall no longer live to warn others of it- the cycle you became a part of shall endlessly repeat itself with the enforced participation of subsequent generations. There are no exceptions and no escape. Our existence is built on this agenda: to keep you devoid of every possible alternative to such an extent that you submit and resign yourself to our reality whether you agree to it or not. And that's the truth.

Author: GoAskAlex1991 http://school.urbanup.com/5785699
209. (SCHOOL) (8↑, 2↓)
An abbreviation for: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

SCHOOL = S.even C.rappy H.ours O.f O.ur L.ives

210. (School) (7↑, 1↓)
The Place where every minor in the U.S never wants to go to, but is required by law to show up at a certain god-forsaken-hour. Also referred to as 'prison'.

Dude\! I got to go to school\! Where? You know that place we minors all have to go to that makes us up get up at 6 to waste 8 hours of our day learning shit we'll really never use.. or we'll forget? Oh yeah... HAHA\!\!

Author: MusicIsLifeMD http://school.urbanup.com/3461124
211. (School) (7↑, 1↓)
A place where you are kept for 18 years where they force you to listen to a person of higher power so the world will never experience another [Che Guevara]

Guy1: Why do we go to school? Teacher: SO we dont have another Che Guevara\! now pull out ur math books NOW\! Guy2: Che Guevara? who's that Teacher: someone you will never learn about EVER\!

Author: Batman123456789 http://school.urbanup.com/3131206
212. (School) (9↑, 3↓)
A place we're you should be learning, but instead, everybody is playing games.

Dude, yesterday i was at school and it sucked.

213. (School) (9↑, 3↓)
A place where your social life starts AND ends. The place where you find your first crush, and your love. The place where you kick the hell out of the [faggot] for saying "BEAT IT BUCKO\!" The place where you learn good morals and bad morals. The place that determines your job, and future life. The place where you learn useful and nonuseful things.

Kid 1: I like cookies. Kid 2: I hate school. Adult: I'm going to kick your whiney asses\!\!

214. (school) (12↑, 6↓)
A place where it is now impossible, in the UK at least, to get a decent education thanks to New Labour dumbing down the UK's schools, making exams easier than ever and generally ensuring everyone grows up stupid enough to vote them back in again. NL MPs go on about how everyone should be bottom equal in everything, despite sending their own children to the finest private schools in the land. They are also banning anything which encourages children to be competitiveness. The teachers are no longer allowed to so much as raise their voices, meaning teaching is even more impossible. Before long we will have an uneducated generation, aside from the super-rich elite. The founders of communist China and Russia would be proud of Tony Bliar and his puppet-masters.

The 'A*' grade was invented to con people into thinking children are coming away from school more intelligent than ever, and children who can hardly read or write are being awarded A* in English. Still, as long as the children of the rich do well, that's all that matters according to the New Labour despots.

215. (school) (11↑, 5↓)
Unfortunately the closest thing to a meritocracy that the United States provides. (meritocracy = success based on merit) School was primarily set up to keep kids busy while parents work. The fact that it goes for so long is probably the result of our society going through industrialization. It also is used to teach children what is expected of them in this society: a.k.a. glorifying the middle class (even though only 30% of us are actually IN the middle class\!) It is the No. 1 thing correlated to a bigger paycheck - the higher you get in it, the bigger your earnings later in life.

The value of the school attended: The "H-bomb" on resumes is to be a graduate from Harvard.

Author: Sociology student http://school.urbanup.com/1663006
216. (School) (6↑, 1↓)
A place where all traces of creativity and independent thought of children are destroyed in order to turn them into cold, bitter adults working minimum wage because they spent too much of their youth trying to enjoy life instead of tediously studying subjects that they will not remember by the age of 21. If any child refuses to do the work and/or go to school, their parent/guardian is punished for it and the child is labeled with some sort of psychiatric disorder which may or may not be present. The schedule is ingeniously designed to slowly force kids to wake up earlier and earlier as they grow older to deteriorate their physical and mental health to the point where they cannot even concentrate on the work given to them to ensure that they will do poorly on tests and have to repeat the same courses. There is usually a long, useless paper assigned in at least two classes at a time throughout the school year along with daily homework to keep the students working at home to make sure that they will not have any personal life whatsoever. These said papers usually involve doing tons of research on an inflexible subject that require the gathering of large amounts of facts that have already been collected by scientists in the past. These papers must have very specific citations. If one period, comma, or letter is missing in a citation, the paper will receive a 0% regardless of content. In other words, torture.

Student A: I hate school. Student B: Yeah, what time is it? I want to get out of here so I can do something productive that I actually care about.

Author: ASAFdfasfsaasd http://school.urbanup.com/4729653
217. (School) (6↑, 1↓)
A place where children can be taught for free so later the government can squeeze as much work out of these sorry brainwashed people as possible, and then when they die they can just be charged for their death. School is also a good place to get your self respect and self-esteem to forcefully be torn out of you. see also [death camp], [torture], [pain], ,and [self hate]

i went to school a happy child, and i came out a social wreck. thank you school

Author: public friend http://school.urbanup.com/3271076
218. (school) (6↑, 1↓)
School- Preparation for Hell, AKA, the River Styx. A place where the Greater Demons (Teachers) impregnate in your brain the seeds of doubt, low self-esteem, worthlessness, anxiousness and pure terror. The Lesser Demons (Students) submit you to their evil ways such as manipulation and peer pressure. These Lesser Demons may also convert your mindset by making you realize that you are: Homosexual in some way, have no life, every adult is out to get you, you have no hope for the future, you can't dress.

Momma, today my teacher told me I would amount to nothing at school today, and then my friends said I would flunk out and live life as a half-crazy bum... Lol

219. (school) (8↑, 3↓)
A place where adults jack kids up on speed, commonly known as Ritalin, so that they will sit still and pay attention long enough to listen to adults tell them to just say no to pot.

Teacher: Joanna was caught smoking marijuana behind the school building today. She must not have been listening when we talked about the dangers of drugs, so we are going to put her on a hard drug Ritalin to make it easier for her to pay attention.

Author: Malafides Lucius http://school.urbanup.com/2338895
220. (School) (7↑, 3↓)
See Slavery.

The school is 18 yrs of ramming crap up yours ass.

221. (School) (4↑, 0↓)
School is a good idea in theory. A place where all people can go to learn certain materials that are useful in everyday life, for the most part. However, in practice, schools eat up your life, and leave many people feeling rejected, sad, and alone. I don't know how to fix it, but something should be changed.

You go to school for 13 years to get into a good college for 4 more years of grueling study, and after that, work for a large, cold corporation.

222. (School) (5↑, 1↓)
Another Indoctrination Center set for children little as 4-early 20s. It dumbs down society and teaches them to be submissive, and docile drones. You learn useless garbage that has little to no relevance to your life, and that you will forget in months. A place where they make shit up on the spot, call it a law or rule and give you a punishment for it. A place where authority figures percieve you as bugs in which they can control and do anything to. A place which indoctrinates you into becoming ready for the lifestyle the government wants you at. It destroys you mentally and physically. A place in which consists of disinformation ie history science english anything you can name. A place in which destroys your free thinking and creativity. Taught useless things, and called dumb for not doing well. School is useless and consists of just memorizing useless information which you'll forget in several months. Yeah, I'm done, this shit pisses me off because I have to go to school tomorrow. Home School your kids, it's not illegal\!\!

My School.

223. (School) (5↑, 1↓)
Dictionary Definition-a building where young people receive education; True Defention: the Place where you suffer for 12 years of your life. im sure you know it where you learn for 6 1/2 hours and then they give you homework possibly the worst place in the world.

son: mum can i stay at home today mum: why? son: school is depresing and stupid Mum: I know i used to go the for 15 years son: wat Mum: nothing

Author: Mr.uber1337ww http://school.urbanup.com/4164663
224. (school) (5↑, 1↓)
the place where we waste 11388 of our lives just to get a piece of paper and a frickin handshake.

school is so [gay]

Author: SchoolIsUncool http://school.urbanup.com/3970896
225. (School) (10↑, 6↓)
1) Hell 2) Prison 3) But a good place to beat people up

School......SUX ASS If you like it..then your fucked up man......

226. (school) (12↑, 8↓)
a government endoresed way of slavery Also see [slavery]

I'm SO EXCITED to go to school\!\!

227. (school) (14↑, 10↓)
An institution of learning of useless boring crap for 6 hours a day.

I've been out of school for 13 years, thank God.

228. (school) (11↑, 7↓)
a worthless waste of time that is made to torture the lives of the innocent children that attend

school sux

229. (School) (6↑, 3↓)
A place that i don't want to be. Sitting in hard plastic chairs 7 hours a day in rows while a teacher talks nonstop or hands you a packet to work on. Most of the time you're too tired to even think so it's not really even worth while to be there. The worst part of a school day is hearing your alarm go off at 5:00 am 5 days a week. They need to realize that people cannot think when they're forced to wake up so early 5 days in a row\!

" Dude, I am so tired out from school this week, i don't know how i'm gonna make it through friday" " I know man, it's crazy. We should def have fridays off." " I totally agree, but it will never happen :("

230. (school) (4↑, 1↓)
A hell hole. It was actiually a good idea at first, but then it got out of hand, to the point it is now. It is no conspiracy, but it is a drastic violation of human rights. school is so discriminating, that the last time the government tried to pull somthing like it, we ended up with the civil rights movement Actiually, by the Constitutition, we dont even have to attend school. in the 13th amendment it states that. School is not even learning, it is more of a social atrosity that turns normal members of society into suicidal, fucked-up potheads. School is responsible for ALL child suicides. Everybody is in a pre-determined group that they have no control over school is an evil, manipulation of valued human rights

The 13th Amendment to the Constitution declared that "Neither slavery nor INVOULANTARY SERVATUDE...shall exist within the United States invoulantary servatude says that you dont have to do anything that you dont agree to do school sucks donkey ass

231. (School) (4↑, 1↓)
Since Satan cannot always come out an ruin you lives everyday to all of you, he came up with a plan, that soon became a worldwide torture used everywhere. School. Now, you are expected to wake up early, and even if there is a blizzard or slippery outside, we dont care. We will give you ridiculous amounts of pointless homeworks we dont even check, and only check when you havent done it. If you have to go use the bathroom and ask, you will be suspended. If you ask for a pencial during a quiz, you will be given a 0 for the marking period. You will be given only the shittiest food in history, if you try to complain or write to the mayor, we will find you. and expell you. We may say you have freedom of speech, but you in any case do not. If you opinion differs from ours then you will be severely punished. We also do not tolerate less than 100% absence, if you are sick or hospitalized, you will be given even more work and given 0's for the days you miss. No excuses. Our demon possessed teachers are only one of the demonic. You will be yelled at anything. We lock our bathrooms at all times and only open them when there are people of the States coming in to inspect. I hope you enjoy it here in the bottom-less pits of hell. We make sure to terroize and make your lives harder, and carry on the work of Satan. The work we give are manufactured and copyrighted by his demons and Satan himself. Good Luck\!

Helpless Student: Ms. Smith, I have finished all my 10 essays in our 45 minutes of our class. I have a bladder problem and really need to use the - Teacher: NO. HOW DARE YOU ASK ME? Go back to your seat NOW. Helpless Student: but - Teacher: I am calling your mother, you are suspended. ------------------------------------------------------------ Overall, schools a hell-hole. Education is good, but what the fuck? Couldnt they atleast make some benfits?

Author: asurvivingvictim http://school.urbanup.com/4722493
232. (school) (5↑, 2↓)
A place where kids go to learn things that are basically useless to know as an adult :)

Person 1: remember Geometry from back in high school? person 2: Nope. Don't remember a thing\! person 1: Me neither, gosh it was pointless\!\! person 2: riiigghhhttt??\!?\!?

Author: hiudsavbuds bvfijufds http://school.urbanup.com/4667527
233. (School) (5↑, 2↓)
The place where every (Normal) kid hates to be. 18 Years of pointless shit.

6570+ Days of bullshit "Learning" at School

Author: PawntacticsParadox http://school.urbanup.com/4532164
234. (School) (4↑, 1↓)
The place where you go for the first 18 years of life. You are stripped of almost all of your rights and no one cares about you. You go through very exotic forms of torture such as a technique called "algebra" or another one called "french". the place were you are fed strange and exotic foods that make your stomach hurt and ooze strange goo out of them when you bite into them.

Mom- "wake up, it's time for school." Me- "Oh My Dear Lord. Mom, i got AIDS so i can't go today." Mom- "WHAT?\!?\!?\!" Me- "Whoops, see, this is what happens when i get rushed....to go to.........school."

235. (School) (4↑, 1↓)
A terribly boring place which you wish someone would blow it up or set on fire or something.

"I hate school it is SO boring\!"-A. Pupil "I know I wish it would blow up"-Another pupil

Author: education, smeducation http://school.urbanup.com/3941998
236. (school) (5↑, 2↓)
FUCKING HELL.

omg, she is vickery creek school.

237. (school) (7↑, 4↓)
School is a place where they force kids from ages 4-18 unless u start late or flunk a grade or something.It is also how parrents get rid of their children. It a a prison that you go to and have doen nothing wrong.It is also a place where you have to suck up to people that give u a pinnapple up the ass.And if you try to stop it allow it than you have to get 2 pinnapplea up the ass and 3 old pickles.

school

Author: none emo fuck u all http://school.urbanup.com/3538878
238. (School) (4↑, 1↓)
A Place where you waste 12 years of your life.

Hey its a beautiful day outside\! I'm gonna go and take walk in the park\! Oh shit I can't, I have to go to school.

239. (School) (4↑, 1↓)
Fuck school\!\!\!

Bob: I love school\! Alex: Well school does not love you\!

Author: GordonFreeman http://school.urbanup.com/3308932
240. (School) (6↑, 3↓)
See [Hell]

School Really Sucks

Author: Seagulls Of Santa\!\!\! http://school.urbanup.com/3278060
241. (School) (5↑, 2↓)
A place where you learn to keep your eyes open while sleeping.

I learned something in school today, Mommy\!\!\!

242. (School) (5↑, 2↓)
1. The equivalent of the Prison, which is an equivalent of Hell. 2. Place where countless generations were brainwashed. 3. Place where they teach you lies. 4. Place where they teach you to be respectful, while they don't give a shit about you. 5. Place where many pedophiles work. 6. It is home of the school principal aka Satan.

"No,no,no,no\! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!" -me (and everybody else) before going to school.

243. (School) (7↑, 4↓)
A hell hole like no other. A place that makes suicide look like a logical explanation for solving your problems. A place that you can't escape and get yelled at by the demons of society, teachers. Here you learn shit never to be used again in your entire life. DROP OUT\!

School is worse than prison man.

244. (school) (11↑, 8↓)
School is another word for gang or set.

Fundip: What school you from? Fundo: TCE, nigga\! Travelling Circles Elementary\!\! B-yotch\!\!

245. (school) (8↑, 5↓)
A place where they stick u to "learn" which is a pointless waste of time, i mean really, why do we need it, they just...stick u there, and u better put a smile on or they will slam ur ass in detention.

owwwwww, they really slammed yesterday in school...

246. (school) (46↑, 43↓)
Okay, firstly, I admit I hate school. The stupid rules/dress code, and I have been suspended several times, and I am failing. But to those who rant on and on about "waah, school sucks", and "*cry*, they made me do my homework and run a lot of laps" well boo the fuck hoo. If you want to succeed in life, you need school. An education is a necessity, like food, and water. And it's funny, because ironically enough, those people who ranted about school being "stupid" actually went to school and gained a brain, then they'd realize how retarded they once were acting. I admit that school can be a bore, and the egotistical teachers that are drunk on power with their stupid rules may be complete hypocrits, but you need school, and school needs you. You've got your life to think about, don't slack off in school and throw it all away, because when you're homeless and living on the street, I won't be the one to throw you a quarter.

Freddy the homeless bum slacked off in school, so he ended up on the street. When the successful businessman walked past Freddy, he remembered Freddy as being the "cool" kid who bothered the businessman in school for his taped up glasses and funny clothes. So the businessman kicked Freddy in the head as hard as he could and killed him. Freddy - Got any spare change? Businessman - No, but I have a $300 dollar shoe with your name on it\! *Smack*

247. (School) (20↑, 17↓)
the worst fuckin' place in the world with partial teachers who will only punish a few kids that they dont like but wont do jackshit to the kids they like

i gotta go 2 school and get detention fer being me again

248. (school) (20↑, 17↓)
the hell hole ppl call school is a meaning less use of ones time. once u learn sumthing u never see it again. the ppl that run these things actually think we are gonna be rocket scientists or walk around tryna spell big azz words like antidisestablishmentarianism\<--- PLZ TELL ME WUT THA FUCK THIZ SHIT IZ (i can't even spell it right) and i bet if u go up to any adult in the steet or sumthin and ask them to solve--\>7a + 29b - q/a.....they will look at u like u CRAAAZY...the really SMART ppl will have a damn calculator. \school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school then there are those few hell holes that make u wear dress code... last time i checked we had freedom of choise...and i choose to wear whuteva the fuck i want, but noooooooooo....they don took that away too...now we can't express our selves... to me that is real wrong...talkin bout we gon distract folks...man FUCK that SHIT...if u was seriously tryna learn sumthin u will find a way 2 NOT be distracted think about it\! \school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school now tha faculty must have don lost they minds\!all they do is worry bout the lil black kids and wut they do\! (how bout one of my friends got I.S.S for chewing gum\!...wut tha hell?) they try to teach us shit we already kno like drugs and sex...if they ONLY knew how much we know bout that...WUT IZ THA POINT???\!\!\! \school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school AND p.e they make us run and run and run EARLY in tha mornin when folks STILL tryna get the crust out they eyes...then teachers wanna trun around and ask us why we not doin our work and shit....cause we TIRED. \school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school just because they wanna get up at 5:00 and 6:00 in the mornin why do we??? wut iz the rush, all we gon do is fall asleep again. \school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school\school so all in all school is somethin ur parents think will actually teach u sumthin(usefull)...but it usually don't\! but the few good teachers teach u sumthin u can actually count on to help u survive in tha world

i went to school and lost my mind\!\!\!

249. (school) (16↑, 13↓)
perpetual hell or slavery?

I thought that was marriage or working for you...

Author: fo my pizz da playa http://school.urbanup.com/414182
250. (school) (8↑, 5↓)
government excuse to give 6-18 something to doduring the day so when they have to pay off social security we have some "knowledge" so the old people wont get mad

school is so gay why do we have to go to it all we do is sit around all day long to lisen so called teachers teach becuase the love it but really its because when they retire they get a phat government package

251. (school) (9↑, 6↓)
A place where I get my daily supply of [weed] and experiment with the latest designer drugs. And a place where I learn how to make drugs too.

Kid: I'm going to school, mom. Mom: That's my boy. I'm so proud that you like school so much.

252. (School) (10↑, 7↓)
the way that the pupils parents sign you up for and is as bad as jouvinile hall
253. (School) (2↑, 0↓)
School is a boring place where the teachers torment you for 8 hours a day because they were beaten by their parents when they were younger and have all this anger and decide to take it out on innocent young minds.

School is really a prison.

254. (School) (2↑, 0↓)
1. Prison for Minors.

West Holt Penitentiary....Uh, I mean High School

255. (School) (3↑, 1↓)
(1)a. The place where underaged minors unable to care for themselves spend their time sleeping, listening to dumbasses who teach you things that you could teach yourself, and spend all their time wishing that they could be doing something else than studying for that test that will supposedly help you sometime in your life. Bullshit. b. A place where people get to spend the first one-fourth of their life getting tea-bagged by jocks and getting spat on by ugly fat emo bitches with no titties just to come home and realize that your parents don't love you. (2)a. The work that you do pays off in the long run in actuality. You are now ready to get payed to be gang banged by a bunch of black dudes in a closet. (Good Luck) b. Sleep is an important thing on your road to being supposedly educated. Getting none at night is your goal so you can spend it not working at school. If you feel really lazy, you can just play hooky instead. (3)a. The teachers don't care about your future. They want you to be humiliated in school. That's why they wake you up in such loud manners. It's like they want you to punch them in the face when you wake up from sheer fear. b. The best way to have fun in school is to pick fights and fuck with your teachers. The more brutal and disruptive, the better. Ex.- Laugh at the dying Jews if you're learning about the holacaust. Enjoy Your Stay.

I went to school today thinking I wouldn't go back. Luckily, I came back with only an ass full of jizz.

Author: TheTruthIsConcealedNoMore http://school.urbanup.com/5428993
256. (School) (3↑, 1↓)
A place where unreasonable teachers attempt to teach kids something useless that they will never need in life. Most kids think school is "pointless". Obviously these kids have more common sense than the teachers. Most teachers would never admit to that. Well guess what stupid, if you grew a brain cell you'd know that there is no point in putting us through our own personal hell. Some people who have been corrupted by the government might think "Since you hate school so much, why don't you spend all day slaving at a job instead?". I can say from full experience, I love "slaving" at my job WAY more than being trapped in a tiny desk for 8 hours with people who think they are more important than everyone attempting to cram useless information into my brain.

Most people who like school either aren't in it anymore, or just like seeing their friends which they could do outside of school if it wasn't taking so much time out of their day.

257. (school) (3↑, 1↓)
a place that takes away your freedom of speech

if you go to school,you know what i am talking about.

258. (School) (3↑, 1↓)
A Fucking worthless 8 hours of nothing but shitty teachers and retarded homework\!\! it should die. A hell on earth.

I'm going to school. No your not your going to hell.

259. (School) (4↑, 2↓)
A place in which you are not able to form any opinions and get yelled at when you do something "evil" like run in the hallways because this is not how a civilized human being behaves. Basically, prison... or your job.

Teachers Point Of View: Your son Alex consistently defied me. In class he contradicted me numerous times when I insisted that the lenth of one kilometer is greater than one mile. Every other student accepted this lesson, except Alex refused to beleive what was told and offered rebuttles like: "You are lying to the class". Commanding other students to challenge my curriculum. Although he was correct, Alex's actions show blantant disregard for authority and complete lack of respect for his school. In the future, Alex would be better off accepting the lessons how they are told without resistance.

260. (school) (3↑, 1↓)
just a cheap babysitter. a boring place you go to waste your timee\!\! just made to make kids miserable. and stress about homework. waste of tax money. the only good thing about school is your friends.

i hate school

261. (School) (3↑, 1↓)
A horrible and terrifying place where young children must go and be harassed by mean teachers and smart-ass kids everyday. Kids only go there to learn things that usually aren't necessary in life for a good job/career. This awful place can make teens suicidal because of getting bad grades from evil teachers and feeling like a failure in life. You also get low self-esteem from the mean kids and the things they say to you everyday. For most kids school is very much like prison, and they are just the prisoners doing time until they are eventually freed. The kids have rules like no gum or cell phones that the teachers (or prison guards as some may call them) can break and not get in trouble for. If the kids break these rules they get verbally-abused in front of the entire class. Then when you are freed for the day you have more work to do at home, homework\! If you don't do homework you most likely get yelled at, or get a phone call home. Then your teacher can tell your mom or dad about how you are such a horrible student and then humiliate you to a point where you most likely want to crawl in a hole and die. This is pretty much the feeling you get your entire school career.

Teacher: Alright, can you find the area of circle A? Kid: Um do I have to? I don't understand how. Teacher: Have you not been paying attention? This is why you come to school, so that you can learn and be smart. I am only trying to teach you kids to prepare you for life. Kid: I don't think I will ever have to know the area of a circle for a job\! Teacher: That is it, I am sick and tired of your antics leave the room and I will come talk to you privately\!

Author: theinfamouscrazychick http://school.urbanup.com/4305831
262. (School) (4↑, 2↓)
is dumb....period.

GUy 1- hey ready for school? Guy- you mean am i ready to die?

Author: fishywishypooo http://school.urbanup.com/4006067
263. (school) (3↑, 1↓)
the fortress of eternal darkness and merciless judgement.

a school

Author: the abominable snowmans cousin http://school.urbanup.com/3846006
264. (school) (4↑, 2↓)
Hell, plain and simple.

If I am sent to Hell, it will be sitting in a school doing algebra forever.

265. (School) (3↑, 1↓)
See [hell]

Hell, horror, torture, School.

266. (School) (3↑, 1↓)
A prison where u spend the first 18 years of ur life where u are constantly bored out of ur fucking mind\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

hey ted "guess what I hate school\!" "eh everyone does"

267. (school) (3↑, 1↓)
one of the nerdiest experiences you'll ever go through. you sit there doing academics for hours, and you get home and do homework. from 1st grade through 6th grade my school went from 7:00 to 5:30. That's 10 1/2 hours\! Now i go to this awesome school called Whitney Young that only goes for 5 hours\! Anyway, it's a very constrictive environment, no independent thought. just dreadful

Sam: I don't have any time for sports because of school. Alyssa: Dildo

268. (school) (4↑, 2↓)
A place also named hell where they try and teach you shit you have no use for.

School is hell, why do i even have to know algrebra.

269. (School) (3↑, 1↓)
Don't go there.They want to [rot] your brain out....trust me you haven't [learned] anything there and you never will.Don't send your kids there.Don't think that they can help you.They hate you and get paid for it.

if you want a example read the other School definitions here.

270. (School) (9↑, 7↓)
a good place to smoke

Are you going to school today? No, my mom caught me with a dime of weed.

Author: Matt is teh coolest http://school.urbanup.com/1558768
271. (School) (10↑, 8↓)
PSYCHOLOGY: This involves talking about rats and dreams. Psychologists are obsessed with rats and dreams. I once spent an entire semester training a rat to punch little buttons in a certain sequence then training my roommate to do the same thing. The rat learned much faster. My roommate is now a doctor. If you like rats or dreams and above all if you dream about rats you should major in psychology.

rats...humm... I dream... rat... ouch... GERROFF\!

272. (School) (12↑, 10↓)
A less tortrous concentration camp

Rupert went to school, only to be tortured even more.

273. (school) (11↑, 9↓)
a place where they make you sit at your desk and monster called teachers live see also jail

not school anything but school

274. (school) (6↑, 4↓)
1. n. place where kids go to learn more than just math, english, and science (see violence, sex, or drugs) 2. v. to beat someone at something

1. I'm finished with school, thank goodness. 2. He sure got schooled by that pro.

Author: wrongsideoftheprism http://school.urbanup.com/226264
275. (School) (1↑, 0↓)
Seven (or more) Crappy Hours Of Our Lives (daily) Its a prision for kids where you cant enjoy life. The kids at school are total wimps. I got sent to the Principals office because I called someone Fatass spoiled brat and somehow he found out (he cant exept the fact that he was spoiled and fat) Theres so much learning that you forget what you learned. On yo homework you forgot everything you learned so i cant finish it. why do adults like participating in hurting children? Its impossible to show your true feelings with out getting in huge trouble. Its hard to enjoy a social life. If you talk to your friends you get in trouble. If you get a C or lower you get in trouble by your parents. Dont you want to spend time with your family instead of assloads of homework? Limits: if you say words as innocent as idiot you get detention. They call having fun a privilige. You cant do this or that x100000000 The teachers a joke (there like those cogs in toontown) The more they take away stuff from you the more you want it.

You: school was so boring that i forgot everything i knew\! Time to have fun\! Mom: Did you do your homework? You: F***************************************\! I have to relearn everything NEW EXAMPLE: Mean Ass Teacher: I h8 that kid, Im gonna beat him/her up. good news is i have an excuse for his/her beating so i wont get in trouble. You: Hi Ms. Smith, how are you doing? M.A.T: *Beats you up* You: *tells mom and dad what M.A.T did to you* Parents: *complain to school* M.A.T: *Uses excuse to fool parents* Parents: your in trouble son/daughter for lying NEW EXAMPLE: You: Dude school is boring Your friend Josh: I totally agree Faghead Asshole Teacher: *hears conversation from a mile away* F.A.T: *interrupts conversation/invades privacy* F.A.T: You guys are in huge trouble for socializing and sharing your feelings about school\! NEW EXAMPLE: You: Damn I got a C Parents: Damn you got a C\! Youre grounded NEW EXAMPLE: You: Yo mama is so ugly that when she walked into The public restroom, she scared the shit out of the toilits\! Your friend Jeff: LOL\! Whorehead Teacher: You guys, off to the principals office for insulting someone\! NEW EXAMPLE: You: I cant believe they took away my ipod for it being out. It wasnt even on\! Now i really want to listen to that song. asshole principle on the loud speaker: If you take out an electronic device and a teacher sees you, we have to assume its on and your having fun so we have to steal it from you.

Author: Doomedtodeath http://school.urbanup.com/6326493
276. (School) (2↑, 1↓)
A system that scores you based on how much you fail and encourages high pressure competition, segregation, prejudice and non-thinking assumptions upon which are based the (lack of) reasoning for blindly obeying what you're told. this is education? rofl. yeah fucking right. more like A CULT or a CONCENTRATION CAMP\!

[cult] [useless] [lies] [school]

Author: Paradigmshiftdocs4u http://school.urbanup.com/6030258
277. (School) (1↑, 0↓)
School, a time that you spend working for your headteachers so as to get decent grades for when you work for your boss. So that you can retire at an old age and use your svaings to watch daytime TV in a rocking chair. Then die, happy and content with the knowledge that you passed some of your GCSE's.

Step 1. School Step 2. Work Step 3. Retire Step 4. Die

278. (School) (1↑, 0↓)
we complain when we're in it, we complain when we're not. its like sex. it even has the same awkward moments and pain/discomfort

I just went to School, it was actually kind of awkward I just had sex, it was actually kind of awkward

Author: Obviously an awesome person http://school.urbanup.com/5974317
279. (School) (1↑, 0↓)
School is a place to gain life experience, meet different types of people, learn valuable lessons, gain social interaction, and prepare you for the real world. It's also a place where you will find teachers that hate you, bullies, the [popular] crowd you'd probably give anything to be in if you're not in, and unfairness all around. Homework, projects, tests, and other ways of making you feel like dropping out. At some point during your schooling career, you'll most likely have to deal with the issue of clothes. Apparently they make a really big difference. If you don't wear name brand (ex. [Aeropostale], [Abercrombie & Fitch], [Hollister]), you'll probably get made fun of. Of course, buying a $50 shirt that probably isn't even of higher quality makes you that much cooler. Rest assured, once you're out of high school, nobody is gonna give a crap what you wear. And then there are the relationships. School also serves a purpose as a dating hub. A place for people to find matches. To find the kind of love in which they ignore everyone but their significant other when they're around. Drama is also found in this big zoo. [He said she said], [relationship drama], [rumors], and the classic [fight]. This place is a test, just like [puberty]. The strong ones persevere and make it out. The weak, well, don't make it. After graduation, you'll probably realize how much you'll miss this place, unless you went to a really bad school.

Jerry: Mom, I don't wanna go to school today. Don't make me go\! Mom: I'm sorry Jerry, we can't have you kids walking about all day. Off to jail, oh um, I mean school with you.

280. (School) (1↑, 0↓)
Where the impressionable youth are indoctrinated to prepare them for exploitation by the established order.

The Man: Under the mores of the capitalist system you shall attend school. Through academic rewards and personal choice you will go forth and choose a suitable career, to which you shall persist for a substantial amount of time. A vast majority of the money you earn shall be given to the ruling class to keep us in power, and in return we shall sustain your need for this career so we can exploit you until such a time that your ailing health makes this practise immoral and you therefore become incapable of serving us. Once you retire you will no longer pose a threat to the system and our goal of keeping you blind to everything will have been achieved. Over the next few years you shall come to the realisation that despite the pleasures life has given you it is a hollow victory in the face of a reality where you could enjoy complete freedom. Although you now know the truth you shall no longer live to warn others of it, and the cycle which you became a part of shall endlessly repeat itself with the participation of subsequent generations. There are no exceptions and no escape. Our existence is built on this agenda: to keep you so devoid of possibility and/or alternatives that you submit and resign yourself to this reality, whether you agree to it or not.

Author: Firelovesugar http://school.urbanup.com/5745354
281. (School) (1↑, 0↓)
Where creativity goes to die.

Lucy used to be a prodigy...until she reached kindergarden and had to go to school to get a "proper education".

Author: LamentablyLetterless http://school.urbanup.com/5738281
282. (School) (1↑, 0↓)
Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives Also mispelled shcool- remember school does not spell cool (sh(cool)

Oh no we have seven crappy hours of school today\! And tomorrow\! Kill me now\!

283. (School) (2↑, 1↓)
A place were you have to sit in plastic chairs all day because they're to cheap to get better chairs. My butt often hurts from the chairs. The government forces you to go to school seven hours a day 5 days a week from the age 4-18. Also "teachers" work at this place called school. Sometimes the teachers are great. Sometimes you have the teachers who lose your 100 point test right before the final report card. Then there is the teachers who give you a heck of a lot of homework like a five page packet on Ancient Greece every single night. Half of the information won't be used as an adult but you are forced to learn and solve problems like this If 1/2x +1/2(1/2x + 1/2(1/2x +1/2(1/2x + ... = y, then x = ? x = 1. But when am I ever going to use this? I even asked my math teacher and hes like its just training how you think. When my parents went to school the hardest thing they had to learn was the GCF of a number. I love coming home from school and having a cranky parent as if I didn't have a bad day already? Then your parent gets mad at you and says they work fourty hours a week doing blah blah. Don't they see I go to school for 35 hours a week AND TAKE TESTS AND DO HOMEWORK and do the chores you made me do? I actually have a life believe it or not people. I don't really want to know about How ancient Greece got more farmland actually I could care less. Haha sorry this is like venting because I have a crap load of homework and I don't know how to do half of it.

Nerd: School is grand\! I am always baffled to wake up to the smell of finished homework\!\!\! Normal kid : Ehh school. *Walks into first hour* *Friend asks are you ready for that test that is worth 90% of our grade* * WTF THERES A TEST\!?????\!\!\!\!\!\!??????*

Author: CrEePeR aLeRt http://school.urbanup.com/5576329
284. (school) (2↑, 1↓)
SCHOOL stands for: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

kid: Teacher, I just thought of a way to remember how to spell the word school\! teacher: how do you remember? kid: it stands for seven crappy hours of our lives. teacher: good one\!

Author: schoolsucks36 http://school.urbanup.com/5357517
285. (School) (2↑, 1↓)
Six. Crappy. Hours. Of. Our. Lives.

Middle School Kid: Ever since we came to high school this bitch just flipped the script\! She said '2x + 4y = what?' Damn this bitch is still teaching?\!

286. (school) (3↑, 2↓)
Stands for= Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

I'm supposed to be at school today, but luckily it's a Friday, and I have a ache all over that made me stay from there. I was also supposed to hand in a stupid writing prompt about finding a dragonfly as big as a school bus and the adventures you had with it. Well, I guess I lucked out, since I have to do nothing but watcth TV. It is 9:09 right now, and I am thinking that most kids in my 5th grade class are struggling with that writing prompt. PS. Typed this with my DSi XL.(Isn't that amazing?)

Author: Whatschoolstandsfor http://school.urbanup.com/5299915
287. (school) (2↑, 1↓)
the living hell where parents stick their kids so they dont have to deal with them the school is a living hell where pig-nosed bitchs slowly kill you have fun kids\!

A Mother:Your going to school today nikki A kid: fuck off

288. (school) (3↑, 2↓)
a jail for kids so they can't play on the 360 for 6 or 7 hr. ever day

I had to goto school today.

289. (SCHOOL) (2↑, 1↓)
Six Crappy Hours Of Our Life

fuck end of holiday have school tomorrow

290. (School) (2↑, 1↓)
I have to wake up at 7:30am and drag myself into a lukewarm shower and motivate myself to keep on breathing, sort my hair and get into my uniform like everyone else. Look into the crowd and notice everyone looks the same, anyone who wears the 'wrong' shoes or maybe has on some jeans or a hoodie, maybe just wearing there tie incorrectly. Gets sent to the head teachers office and is given into trouble, there reason?, we need to show 'pride' in our school -_- Get to class after being pushed through tiny hallways like cattle, being stared at and observed through classroom windows. Walk in and sit down, teachers put on a brave face and try to do there best. There are some teachers who can't be bothered, some who really try and believe in there students and the ones who have 'favourites' and treat anyone below the line with contempt and derision. I do my best, i really do, but it gets to a point where i have to relax and float through my classes. Not really taking anything in and spacing out. Weekends, well, only happen once a week. Summer is fleeting and then your thrown back in Holidays are few and far between Bullying happens a lot and is overlooked, drugs are an escape i guess and most kids in my class take them.

I don't hate learning I just hate school :/

Author: A Broken Student http://school.urbanup.com/5206515
291. (school) (4↑, 3↓)
seven crappy hours of our lives.

1.what school stand for 2.seven crappy hours of our lives 1.ohhhhh

292. (School) (2↑, 1↓)
The Place where kids fake sick to get out,cheat on tests,a place where they teach us things that well never use,lower your self-estem,where you have to eat crappy food and deal with the most annoying people youll ever meet,also deal with stalkers(people who dont leave you alone), a place where personal space doesnt exist and have the worst things happen like bad grades,bullies and annoying teachers

I hate my school.

Author: Person1,000,000,000,000,000 http://school.urbanup.com/4982328
293. (School) (1↑, 0↓)
Ugh

What are you doing Monday? "School"

294. (school) (2↑, 1↓)
S: seven C: crappy H: hours O: of O: our L: life

school is the wrost thing ever.

Author: *YEP*Its*TrUE* http://school.urbanup.com/4859220
295. (School) (3↑, 2↓)
The place where you go for eighteen (and possibly more) years to get prepared for the real world which sucks just as much. Teachers will spend up to eight hours shoving information under your fingernails and blowing smoke in your face to mark your grade down after class for turning your head. When you finally get to go home, you are strapped back down to the electric chair of homework and are zapped thouroughly with the white-hot burn of homework until ten o' clock at night when you finally get sleep and have nightmares about getting your head dunked in a toilet the next day. Tomorrow, you get to go back.

I would love to have a life, but I have school.

Author: DarkerThanThou http://school.urbanup.com/4778733
296. (School) (2↑, 1↓)
School is a place where kids are forced by the law to work and learn. Where you are graded on your intelligence. If you get an F, then that means that either you are a huge IDIOT\!\!\! Or the school is trying to tell you that you are a failure.

[SCHOOL] SUCKS\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: that dude with that face http://school.urbanup.com/4398598
297. (School) (2↑, 1↓)
(n): Hell with florescent lighting

Friend 1: How would you define the word school? Friend 2: Hell with florescent lighting... duh...

298. (school) (2↑, 1↓)
The place where older humans get paid to tortcher younger humans.

Oh no\!\! not saturday school\!\!\!\!\!\!\! now my teacher is going to tortcher me\!

Author: natsianananantiooona ay http://school.urbanup.com/4281920
299. (School) (3↑, 2↓)
A place where you are kept away from being with friends, fun, time with family, and relaxation. A place where teachers teach you things you don't care about and the just want money. BWA HA\!

Now that school started, I feel like crap. I get up 7 in the mornin, learn usless things for 6 hours, then come home tired, do hours of homework, then sleep. Then i repeat over again.

300. (School) (2↑, 1↓)
An evil institution created to manipulate young minds to believe they are victims to society and that the world owes them.

I hate going to school.

301. (School) (2↑, 1↓)
A terrible place where you'd better not so much as THINK about being different than everyone else, because if you do, you're a fag and your sole reason of being is for all us cool kids to laugh at you. Also, it's a place for me to seem more intelligent than I actually am by getting straight A's in easy classes which I could cheat in or just fucking pay attention

In school, I'm popular so I must be cool and nice and interesting, and I have straight A's so I must be a genius or something

Author: AntiMostThings http://school.urbanup.com/4170726
302. (school) (4↑, 3↓)
For some it is their ticket out of poverty. For others it is a place to bitch about poverty.

I received a full ride to Harvard through school. or I could be working at McDonald's if it weren't for school.

303. (school) (4↑, 2↓)
a bunch of fuck face teachers making kids look stupid so they can feel better about themselves.

i felt so dumb in school today.

Author: h.u.g.s.a.r.e.b.e.a.s.t\! http://school.urbanup.com/4112339
304. (school) (4↑, 3↓)
A place a child or teenager is sent to learn skills that are as useful as they choose to make them later on in life. It is highly useful, but incredibly underappreciated by the majority of those of school age, particularly Americans. It is also a place where these same students will be told repeatedly that 'These are the best days of your life.' They will be told that until they are old enough to realize that nobody who wasn't rich, brilliant, or an exceptional athlete in a highly competitive school would EVER go back to their high school years given the opportunity.

When I got stationed in South Korea, I realized that if I'd studied as hard as the locals in school, I could have made plenty of money and helped many people without ever joining the Army at all\!

305. (school) (2↑, 1↓)
place where teachers force you to do weird stuffs like... (how do they call it???)...hmmm... study (i think)\!\!\!\! i tried it once and i got sick

dont you ever try it\!\!\! if you go to school youll "unlearn"

306. (school) (3↑, 2↓)
Some of the things they teach you in school may possibly become vaguely useful in later life. About 50% of the crap they teach you is pointless,and will never be used in real life, and 30%is just review of the pointless crap they already taught you. If you want to become a lawyer...do you really need to know the history of Rome? I should be able to choose what I want to learn based on what I want to do in later life. If I want to be a construction worker, I'll take a class in architecture. If I want to be a math teacher, I'll take a class in math. We should learn only what will be of value in whatever job we hope to pursue as adults. Anything else is a complete waste of time. School does have some useful points, but it has many flaws that really need to be fixed.

Student: I want to own a restaurant when I grow up, so why am I stuck in school learning about the economical orientation of Madagascar? Teacher: How dare actually wan to pursue your dreams\!\! Detention\!

307. (school) (2↑, 1↓)
a place where you can't call your teacher an asshole

kid:Your an asshole teacher: school office now

Author: bob simpson 6962356 http://school.urbanup.com/3745172
308. (school) (10↑, 9↓)
A government institution (In most countries) dedicated to teaching persons, from a young age, vital skills that allow them to enter into the work force and function in society. Despite the usefulness, the majority of said persons would rather bitch and moan about it than use it to their advantage. It is of great solace to the minority that the majority end up having a tough life. The failure of this is also the primary cause for 65-70% of the internet sucking and nothing particularly interesting happening in the world today (Except for the economy, of course.) That said, homework still sucks.

A place where everyone secretly hates each other includin students, staff and teachers and is a nightmare. They force you to do useless work while they also expect you to put up with peer pressure,your home life and social life. school sucks.. -Urban Dictionary. (Note the badley speeling and nawt gewdly grameer?%)

309. (school) (7↑, 6↓)
the place you complain about going to until its over and you enter the "real world." at which point you realize it wasn't all that bad

i'm still in school not wanting to go every day.

Author: blahdiddyblah http://school.urbanup.com/3529867
310. (school) (6↑, 5↓)
a place to learn

Sequoyah middle school

311. (School) (5↑, 4↓)
A place where everyone has to go unless they want to end up at a trailer park. If you are not rich you have to work your ass off your whole life just to get a decent job. The End

This is bullshit. What? Tiffany got into Harvard Med School when my grades and SAT's were better than hers. Why are you surprised? Her dad has connections and is a lawyer.

312. (School) (8↑, 7↓)
The "right" way to torture your children Plain And Simple u spend 18 years getting Destroyed Mentaly and Pshyicily For some Also you make Friends which you will probly never see most of them about 90% of them you wont see ever again so dont get to attachted most of the crap they teach you most likly 80% of it you wont use in life unless you become a teacher lol......... So yea thats what school is other wires see Hell

Wanna go to School? Do we have a choice? No =[

313. (school) (8↑, 7↓)
School: A place to escape controlling parents and to replace with controlling admins and teachers. With one difference At school you have friends. School is for friends; college is for partying. There is a Reason for getting decent grades: Escape control: If they think "oh s/he's such a good student"; then you can get away with so much more.

School: Jen: I hate school. I'm gonna drop out... Jim: Why man, School's for friends... Jen: Too much work... Jim: Screw the work do enough so you get a B; then you can keep hanging out with me next semester. ***Walking down hallway sees an Admin oh no, *o*- no pass\! Jim acts smoothly.*** Jim: Hey Mr. V how's your day going? Mr. V: my day is going fine, very well in fact... thanks for asking. You know, you’re not really supposed to be up here, normally I'm supposed to write you up, but I'd hate to spoil my good day, can you please go down stairs... Jim: Oh I've just got to the Chem. room for a minute... my teacher wanted me to run and get her some supplies... Mr. V: all right you need me to unlock the door... Jim: Yeah that's be great\! **Unlocks door** Mr. V: see you around ... Congrats on the honor role by the way... Award for good grades: With your friends off school grounds on Senior Privileges 30 mins later... Jen: That's what I love about hanging out with you; you can get away with anything; you are in with all the admins. Jim: Yep. They think we're obeying their rules but we've always got our own agenda. Hand me that fuse... I'll show you the proper way to take care of this watermelon...

Author: Di-MonKasaiKitsune http://school.urbanup.com/2339419
314. (school) (4↑, 3↓)
1. A learning environment, where most of everything you learn is forgotten after you are done with it. Grades mean nothing because they only reflect what you have memorized for a test 2. [Hellhole] for most people 3. Preparation for [college] 4. A place to socialize and make friends 5. Where [stereotype]s are formed 6. All of the above

[Parents]: Hey, WTF is this, you little bitch? A "C"? No food for you for the week. Child: But the teacher sucks and the other students don't make it better\!\!\! Parents: STFU, child. Get in your room you little [dipshit]\! [Emo] guy: Sigh, I have to go to school tomorrow... Emo girl: Do you wanna cut your wrists with me tomorrow instead? [Teacher]: Weren't you supposed to learn this last year...? [Student]: Oh yeah I guess so. Teacher: You guess so? Then WTH are you asking me?\! Student: Because the educational system is flawed and our knowledge of things only lasts for a few months before we forget it. Taking standardized tests every week makes us cram large amounts of information into our brain, therefore we really learn nothing because that information leaves us after we finish the goddamn test. Teacher: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME\! You're failing now, bitch\! Ahahhahaha [Jock]: Dude, like I'm so hot... [Cheerleader]: Yeah\! Me too. Jock: Let's [make out] in front of everyone so they know how hot we are. Cheerleader: Yeah\! [Nerd]: HEY, I got a 110 on that test you said that was supposedly hard. Guy: Oh, that's cool... Nerd: What did you get? Guy: A 75... Nerd: LOL Guy: STFU *stuffs Nerd in locker* [Goth] 1: I like [AFI],[Nine Inch Nails], and I love [Marilyn Manson], and my favorite color is black. Emo: Hey... Me too..... Goth: Whatever you fucker poser. I'm the fucking Goth, I'll summon demons to tear you to shreds, and make you cry. Emo: Please do.... This life sucks... Guy: OMG THIS GOTH IS GONNA SUMMON DEMONS\! RUN\!\!\! [Prep]: Yay\! I just got a 95 in my AP World History class, and I'm the new student government president. [Prep] 2: Ooh, is that a new [Abercrombie] & Fitch[American Eagle]/[Hollister]/[Aeropostale] t-shirt? I don't think my mother's wallet has seen it yet. Prep: Yup, my lawyer-dad bought it for me. Oh I forgot to give you that hug that all preps usually do instead of saying hello *hugs* Prep 2: *hug\!* Prep: Hey, wanna join that African-American Association club? Prep 2: But we're not African-American\! Prep: Yeah, but it's a club. Prep 2: Oh, OK\! Principal: How come I smell alcohol around here...? Prep: Oh, you want some? Principal: Yeah sure\!

315. (School) (3↑, 2↓)
Hell A place were girls think they are the shit. Fake gangsta han when they are supposed to be on the streets. And fags are there too. And Sappy teachers who hate you.

Mortal Kombat takes place in hell, meaning school is a fight, meaning that school fucking sucks balls.

316. (School) (11↑, 10↓)
a place where drunk teachers try to teach you in jail cells. also see [prison]. a place where if you hear the final bell you're awake and go home ASAP...

\school\school\school\school\schoolMy Thoughts\school\school\school\school\school Dont study, and if thou dont study pay attention to the teacher, you'll get ok grades like C's-B's, do your homework in the morning at school [be sure to hide it from the teachers\!]\{no seriously it works\!\}

Author: Its me, its me, the M-E-T-Z\! http://school.urbanup.com/385978
317. (School) (9↑, 8↓)
A threat promising physical violence

I'll School your ass. Don't make me school you.

318. (school) (15↑, 14↓)
The most boring place where your learn all these boring subjects, and most of them you don't even need in life. Like history when do you need that? The only fun part about it is just your friends, and dances and other stuff

School Sucks

319. (School) (6↑, 5↓)
Place you go to learn....well, if you want to learn.

I go to school from 8 am to 2pm

320. (School) (0↑, 0↓)
That place kids are forced to go to for an education even though most of the shit learned will never help you later in life. School is also the place where you have to sit there 7 hours a day, 5 days a week, plus fukin homework which could stack the fuk up if your teacher is just a whore. When your done with school most kids just go home and smoke pot and kill brain cells anyway.

Teacher: School is so fun\! Let's learn some shit\! Student: Shut the fuk up, time to sleep bitch.

321. (School) (0↑, 0↓)
A place where children go to learn spelling, reading, math, arts and etc. in order to not be illiterate and have no future. While people may think its a bad place, its actually not. Its a better option then working at McDonalds the rest of your life or becoming a prostitute.

Austin: Hey J4n3 wh3r3 4r3 y0u g0ing? Jane: To school Austin: OMG\! LMAO wh0 n33ds sch00l\!1\!\!\! Jane: Where do you work again? Austin: McD0n4lds Jane: My point exactly. *walks away*

Author: A person in a masked outfit http://school.urbanup.com/6353756
322. (School) (0↑, 0↓)
A hell whole that forces you learn against your own will at ages 4-18 also has bullies,ass wholes,loosers,fucktards,ect. in a addition to that you have mean teachers and principles that punish you for stupid things like eating somthing every natrual human being has to do or they will die. or youll get suspended for defending yourself in a fight that you didnt even start\! they make you study intill your brain hurts write intill you get a musle spasm focusand listen itill your eyes and ears bleed.you know 30% you forget the crap they teach yo and another 30%you dont even use it in life so that leaves only 40% and you think thats it after working for like 7 or more hours a day they decide its not enough and take up 3or more hours of your day with homework supposedly for "practice" but if that was true if you didnt do it or get the answers right it wouldnt affect your grade and people who get crappy grades are not the only ones who dont like school ppl who dont have friends or get picked on alot dont like it and neither of thats me and i dont like it but its still not over at school you have to fit in or be popular if you dont wanna get picked on thats kinda fits in with the bully catogory. I personaly think you should got to school only for what you will use in life the rest should be your choice if you wanna learn it or not then school would be more enjoy able

regular day at school student:"eats after lunch while in class cuz still hungry" teacher:why are you not dieing from starvation from not eating student:... teacher: detion Bully: punches student student:"punches back and starts a fight" teacher:your both suspended for 3 day and you have detion all day when you come back student: but but he started it teacher: how dare you question me 5 suspensions and 2 detion

323. (School) (0↑, 0↓)
A crappy place, where teachers bore you 2 death, and then u commit suicide\!

School...............................GAY\!

324. (School) (0↑, 0↓)
A place where old saggy sluts pile you with homework,do boring useless classwork.And you have to put up with bullies.And if you stand up to them you get dention.

At School Josh(bully):Jason is gay Jason:punches kid in face Mrs.Suckmydick:Jason 10 years dentention. Jason(in head):Fuck you,every one knows your seceretly a hooker. Mrs.Suckmydick:You have to go home and study about Mesopotamoia,which is100 pages long.Have fun

325. (School) (0↑, 0↓)
a place where they try to stuff un-important, useless information into your brain

he: i am sick of school she: yeah they stuff all this information about health and sex education into my brain

326. (school) (0↑, 0↓)
S.C.H.O.O.L Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

school

327. (School) (0↑, 0↓)
The place that is the actual hell, and not the religious hell.

You go to school for 7 1/2 hours and have more work to go home with

328. (School) (0↑, 0↓)
The world 'school' can be used to describe an important place that includes (but is not limited to) learning and may contain lots of books, (not to be confused with a [library]) but you don't care what happens in/to it.

Example: Matt: "Hey, Joe" Joe: "Hey, Matt" Matt: "Did you hear about the White House being painted black?" Joe: "Nah, the White House is school to me."

329. (School) (0↑, 0↓)
A system the government came up with to "prepare kids for the adult world," and hoard them with homework and tests so they wont have enough time to party, rebel, break the law, or experiment with drugs (that really worked out huh). oh and also to learn. Do you remember what you learned in Algebra 1 last year?

School

330. (school) (0↑, 0↓)
Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lifes=S.C.H.O.O.L.

Im going to school\!

331. (School) (0↑, 0↓)
Fuck this place.

School: Fuck Me\!\!\!

332. (School) (0↑, 0↓)
This thing call school is for children to spend half of their fucking day doing nothing but siting there being 'looked after' by some old ass faggots. Then, they give you this shit they call homework. After a whole day of suffering and doing work, instead of letting us have a bit of fucking fun. NO. they don't at all, they give a shit load of homework and make you do it. You stay up to do that shit and if you do it and did a bad job, you get shout at. And if you don't you can shout at anyways.

A : are you going to School today? B : no.

Author: person who is dying. http://school.urbanup.com/5599999
333. (School) (0↑, 0↓)
Mindless labor; Useless and wasteful material; The killing of trees and sucking up all of humanity's oxygen...this is what will ultimately lead to our demise. Not a black hole or nuclear bombs or alien races.

If you're ready to die, just go to school\! \<3

334. (School) (2↑, 2↓)
Where children go to die, and adults are born.

School student: Hey, congrats of graduating\! Wanna go imagine some stuff? Graduate: No, I have no time to imagine, for I need to go and get a job so then I can earn money and to buy irrelevant material goods and food, and by doing this I will be giving cheap labour to whom ever hires me, until I become so depressed I end up killing myself. School student: I'll go get my gun.

Author: Mr. Wafflessss http://school.urbanup.com/5335446
335. (school) (5↑, 5↓)
just a place where you learn how not to be a dumbass, that's all. besides, if there's no such thing as education, everyone in the world would be dumbasses. isn't that an inconvenience.

School is where you learn, ok\! A 13-year old is saying this.

Author: iamnotanerdsodealwithit http://school.urbanup.com/5237032
336. (school) (0↑, 0↓)
Definition number 2. A place where you are taught that you can only be happy if you make millions of dollars doing something that you hate

Teacher:Now what is the point of life? Students: *in tired and drilled voices* To make lots of money and have a job that we hate Student: Why can't i just have a job im happy at? I don't need to make millions of Dollars. I working at Burger King makes me happy then who are you to judge? Teacher and other students:......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Teacher: Your parents are going to hear about this\! to you talk to your mother with that opinion\! ps.school

337. (school) (3↑, 3↓)
Take the most boring experience you've ever had then multiply it by,THEN bring a couple of freinds to suffer with you, THEN add the fcat that every time you screw up your parents give you hell. All the while school is giving you hell, ahhh, but wait what about the weekends you ask? Well add homework and projects TIMES 10, so those are now hell too, and if you don't do them then your every day hell is multiplied 100 fold in a continous cycle. Which results in the first about 17 years of your life EXCLUDING COLLEGE hell. In conclusion, School+You=Hell which is then put into the equation Hell+17 years=Childhood full of hell which is then simplified into SCHOOL=HELL

Student: Can you please explain? Teacher: What do you want me to explain? Student: Like all that stuff you just said Teacher:......... Wha.. Sorry....Ummmm, QUIZ TIME\!\! 10 minutes later...... Teacher: Heres your test Student: I failed Teacher You should have studied Student: But i didn't unders..... Teacher: What, Huh, Can't hear you, Class dismissed Now your home Student: I failed Parent: No more fun, now you study for the rest of the day Student: But i didn't understand and the teacher wouldn't Parent: Ohh Noooo\! You must have a learning disability\!\!\! Student: I just need a bit of help with.. Parent: I'ma laways there for you and i'll always listen\! :) Student: :( Parent: Now where is the guidance counselors number? Student: XP Funreal: Preist: May your spirit rest in heaven Parents: Why did he commit suicide\! We should have gotten him professional help when he said he wanted to do somehing he would enjoy when he was older\! ps.school

338. (school) (2↑, 1↓)
six crappiest hours of our lives

school sucks [dick]

Author: acsklf;asjkldsjfakl;jdfas http://school.urbanup.com/4905748
339. (School) (2↑, 2↓)
S.C.H.O.O.L - Six. Crap. Hours. Of. Our. Lives

"Don't you think school sucks?" "Yeah, remember what it stands for?" "Oh yeah, six crap hours of our lives."

340. (School) (2↑, 2↓)
S- seven C- crap H- hours O- of O- our L- lives Need I say more?

Mom, can I stay home from school? My fingers hurt. Mom: You've got to maintain your 2.0 GPA\! Colleges won't let you in otherwise\!

341. (school) (0↑, 0↓)
1) A prison made by the goverment to do child abuse without it being against the law.

goverment guy 1 - Let's invent something so we can do child abuse. overment guy 2- How about something kids have to go to to "be smart" goverment guy 1- And we'll call it school\! goverment guy 2- It'll torture children with question that are impossible to solve and will never be need in thier lives\!

342. (school) (4↑, 4↓)
similar to hell, but im sure in hell you don't have to take a piss there.

I hate school.

Author: bread infection http://school.urbanup.com/4385816
343. (School) (4↑, 4↓)
The place where people are "educated". It is disliked by the majority of the younger population and exactly how much learning takes place is questionable. This is mainly because the curriculum heavily emphasizes logic and reasoning while the natural creativity and imagination of the students' young minds are neglected. Although most schools offer electives for this reason, students often find their schedules too tight with mandatory courses and are unable to fit in these electives. The mandatory classes vary with the school's location, but they usually consist of mathematics, science, English, and social science. The purpose of these classes focus more on the memorization of facts than actual learning. Learning does take place, but how much a student learns is dependent on the teacher, not the curriculum.

"I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know." -Calvin and Hobbes

344. (School) (2↑, 2↓)
A place where middle aged gym teachers may go for jailbait with none of the consequences.

At school Jenny (age 16) was given extra tutoring on sexual education by her gym teacher (age 45).

345. (school) (6↑, 6↓)
schools are were children are harvested when they're ready to become adults. In the UK this is until their 16(unless they stay on and do extra exams till their 18) and in America its till their 18 years old. Schools are also unsafe as its not uncommon for students to be raped/assaulted by teachers.

School Teacher - "your mine till your 15 and then i'm going to know the end is near and work you like a dog\!"

346. (School) (32↑, 32↓)
n. School is a place to receive a type of education. Often derided by lower achievers and mouth-breathing droolers. Necessary preparation for a life beyond the subsistence level. Can be a very entertaining place where you learn about social interaction, cooperation, achievement and self-discipline. May be public or private in US, or private or public in UK. v. to instruct

People who don't like school often end up working for people who do. He dropped out of school and couldn't even get a job flipping burgers. She had to leave school after she got knocked up. He flunked out of school, which is pretty hard to do these days. She was schooled in the ways of Hogwarts.

Author: adam_before_eve http://school.urbanup.com/1690013
347. (school) (19↑, 19↓)
An establishment created by the government for the common good. While some subjects offered at public schools are frivolous, the majority of classes teach skills that can be applied in higher learning environments or real-life settings. Often regarded by ungrateful youths as a punishment or cruel confinement. It is neither of these, but rather a luxury that not all countries afford their citizens. Public schools give children the opportunity of free learning. Those who can be bothered to pass their classes can earn a diploma so that they may go on to college where they can get a degree that will prevent the necessity of a career in waste disposal, fast food, or retail.

Hooray, I'm so glad that school is free\! Now I can make something of my life instead of suckling the government's teat by living off of welfare because I didn't feel like going to class\! I'm going to be a rocket scientist, while those who didn't apply themselves will spend the rest of their lives in abject poverty, bouncing from drug addiction to unplanned children to prostitution\!

Author: Try to understand http://school.urbanup.com/1566357
348. (school) (24↑, 24↓)
An institution where children under 18 learn. Most common subjects in school include mathematics, science, social studies, english, reading, gym, and possibly a gifted program. School is supposed to be an educational place, and is aimed towards teaching, learning, and fun. Most jobs require a full schooling, meaning from Grade K- Grade 12. Also known as 'elementary, middle, and high school'. See [education]

Shirley went to school everyday so she could learn.

349. (school) (10↑, 10↓)
A boring place where you learn and get [homework]. See [homework], [education], and [learning]

i lern aLot frum skool

350. (school) (14↑, 14↓)
A place full of teachers who hate u so they send u home work then if u dont turn it in they get so mad they give u a report card with bad grades so ur parents r mad at u 2

teacher:did u do ur homework kid:no i got hit by a car teacher:thats no excuse im giving u a bad grad Ha Ha Ha

351. (school) (11↑, 11↓)
A specific era in hiphop history. There have been many discussions about the difference between the "Old School" and the New School". One accepted view was put to words in alt.rap by Charles L. Isbell: All of time can be divided pretty easily this way: - Everything before "Run DMC" (Run DMC [1984]) - Everything before "It Takes A Nation of Millions To Hold Us Back" (Public Enemy [1988]) It gets harder after that, but maybe you'd have to label parallel movements with stuff like: + Everything before "Straight Outta Compton" (NWA [1988]) and "Amerikkka's Most Wanted" (Ice Cube [1990]) for the West Coast Gangsta Movement + Everything before "3 Feet High And Rising" (De La Soul [1989]) and "Low End Theory" (A Tribe Called Quest [1991]) for the Jazz/Bohemian Movement Others seem to think we're about to enter the Everything before "93 'Til Infinity" (Souls of Mischief [1993]) era for the Ascendency of Hieroglyphics, but I'll reserve judgement on that. There are also several dark moments: MC Hammer ushered in the HipPop Era and Vanilla "No I really used to be rich; May I take your order?" Ice ushered in something unspeakable (Snow, if nothing else). Hmmmmm, here's a way to pass the time: what are the key moments/movements and what albums/artists best represent them? How have they influenced the direction of rap? Making no value judgements, I'd have to say that the four most influential hiphop moments/movements are the ones I listed above and for obvious reasons.

Old School has some dope shit, [Red Alert], [Slick Rick], [Whodini] dope ass old school rappers

352. (School) (6↑, 6↓)
The act of owning ones ass in an act of competition

He just got his ass schooled by that chick. What a stupid ass. School's in bitch. I sure as hell hope you brought a pencil and something to write on, cause you could take notes. I just schooled your ass.

353. (school) (20↑, 20↓)
A place where people who like to learn are beaten into submission by thug-like jocks who think "algebra and geometry is useless" and then talk about how "lucky" I am at high school reunions to have a hot wife, cool cars and more than six times the median family income.
Author: Your mom scrubs my floors http://school.urbanup.com/197294
354. (School) (12↑, 12↓)
A place that everyone hates while they're there...and looks back with nostalgia when they realise how **** their job is.

"Those were the days..." Above quote = wrong. The school teachers had canes, Were even more uninventive than today, Needed fewer qualifications to become teachers etcetcetc...

355. (school) (30↑, 30↓)
it sucks

"I hate the High School, too much work and it sucks."

356. (school) (0↑, 1↓)
[school] is a place for [learning] where you learn all sorts of different things and lots of people think 'when will i ever use this [information] in my life? why are they [teaching] this?' and the truth is that they don't know if or when you will use it so they teach it to you, just in case. at [school] you learn everything [informational and technical] you will ever need to know (or at least a basis) and this may seem like torture but it will really help you in life. you also get to meet people, find out what other people are like, find out what you are like. not only do you learn everything informational/technical, you also get a [social understanding] of [life/friendship/relationships]. you also fill up time in the day. yes you do wake up early in the morning but what else would you be doing? (ok [sleeping], but what about when you wake up?) you might say 'going out with friends', but without school, you probably would never have met these people\! so STOP bagging school and learn to appreciate it for what it is and appreciate how lucky you are to have it, because lots of kids all around the world can only [dream] of going to school.

'what are you doing today?' 'going out with friends' 'cool. where do you know these people from?' '[school], where else?'

Author: silverskechers322 http://school.urbanup.com/6130707
357. (school) (1↑, 2↓)
Place where parents send their kids to "learn." In actuality, school is a reason for the kids to leave the house for the parents to have sex without the distraction/intrusion of their kids.

Little Johnny caught his mommy and daddy doing something so they sent Johnny to school.

358. (school) (3↑, 4↓)
an institution known to torture kids by teaching geomerty, science and running aound for no FUCKING reason. this causes the kids to almost commit suicide on a daily FUCKING basis

fuck school. i want to die

Author: blah cheerleader http://school.urbanup.com/4357164
359. (School) (0↑, 1↓)
1. School -n- used to address a hip older man or women as a sign of respect. \school as in "Old School" Term used in Dallas

What it do school? How you doin?

360. (School) (4↑, 5↓)
A portmanteau word used in local California dialect comprised of [sick] and [cool]. Some common phrase, in which the word is used to prevent colliding syllables, include [freaking] school, [hella] school, and [fucking] school.

"Did you hear what Sean Yates said last week?" "Yeah that guy is so school."

361. (school) (3↑, 4↓)
hell with fluorescent lighting

I have to go to school today\!

Author: Karen Rispone http://school.urbanup.com/3097453
362. (school) (3↑, 4↓)
Short for school boy error, meaning to make a common, stupid mistake.

"I just walked into a lampost" "Oh, you've had a school"

363. (school) (7↑, 8↓)
when you're playing pool, if you play someone who's way better than you are and they whoop your ass, you have been schooled.

dude, I played Eric at pool last night and I got schooled.

364. (School) (11↑, 13↓)
A place that most people whine and complain about to no end. It's where we socialize and get prepared for the real world. It's where we make friends so we don't have to spend our life alone. Although not everything we learn there is important, a lot of it is. Plus, learning unnecessary things is still developing your thinking and understanding skills. School is what prevents our brains from turning to mush, and also where we can get away from our annoying parents and be with friends for about 7 hours a day.

Ryan: I hate school. We spend most of our childhood to teenage life sitting in a desk being forced to abide by teachers' rules and wasting our time learning pointless things. Amanda: Suck it up. School is where we learn to think and make friends. Don't be so negative.

365. (School) (9↑, 11↓)
A place, although it's boring, everyone loves to bitch about, whilst actually failing to acknowledge that you need to succeed in school to into any college, university, and 90% of good paying careers.

Jimmy dropped out because he was "too cool for school". Jimmy now has a wonderful career at Burger King, and suffers a lot from boredom and depression.

Author: Ben (Reprography) http://school.urbanup.com/3612317
366. (school) (32↑, 34↓)
Used to be a place where children would go to learn and acquire the tools that they would need in life. A place for education. Now, unless you're in a charter or Christian School, its hell on earth and you're learning all about the wrong things. A place not only hated by students, but also by the people who work there. Not all of the schools in America suck, just 95%

Person 1: My teacher said that the only reason why he was a teacher was for the health benefits. Person 2: My teacher sent me an email today saying that he wants to have sex with me. Person 3: My school just got closed down because it was the center of a drug ring.

Author: Detrimental Deity http://school.urbanup.com/1588506
367. (School) (1↑, 4↓)
School. A place for education. Most people hate school for its boredom. Do you know why 'school' is spelled that way? Because even the person who invented 'school' didnt know what to call it, so instead he just described it as - Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives and there we have it. Why else would it be called 'School'? Its definitely not Six Awesome Hours Of Our Lives \> Sahool.

School

368. (School) (3↑, 6↓)
In general if you think about it school is just a system of ignorance and very very pointless\!Okay all you have to know is how to read and write and speak in complete sentences\!College prepares you for your real life job\!Your basically wasting 18 years learning stuff like algebra,geometry,U.S History and other stuff you won't use in your life\!\!\!\!And your learning stuff you already learned in school before\!\!So high school is just fun and games,because you already learned that stuff and its pointless\!I know you're probably thinking I'm uneducated but you're wrong\!I was on honor roll two times\!\!\!So if you drop out get your GED go to college,Most people I know haven't regret it\!\!and people who tell you that you can't get into college with a GED thats complete BS\!\!\!\!\!

Man am I really gonna use math or world history this crap is pointless,my mom and dad have a job and they hardly use what they learned in high school\!\!\! School is a waste of time\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

369. (School) (2↑, 5↓)
A place that is mainly boring but has several highlights such include; 1. Buying weed and coke in the bathroom 2. Fights 3. Blow jobs 4. Pissing off teachers/administrators 5. Hot chicks with camel toe

1. I bought a dime for us at school yesterday\! 2. Did you see the fight between the two big black guys at lunch?\! 3. Katie just gave me a BJ\! 4. *Teacher* Sit your ass back down in you seat or go to the office again\! 5. Chelsea has camel toe today\! Haha\! She is such a slut\!

Author: Drop out if your smart\! http://school.urbanup.com/4292708
370. (School) (3↑, 6↓)
One of many unexpected places to get butt raped. Other places include [church] and Uncle Steve's house

Student 1: Dude, I'm so glad we don't have school tomorrow Student 2: For real, my butt couldn't take much more

371. (School) (17↑, 20↓)
School is an institution that most everyon has, is, or will attend. Now let me make this as clear as posible: SCHOOL IS NOT HELL, IT IS NOT A PRISON, IT IS NOT A CONCENTRATION CAMP, AND IT IS NOT WHERE PEOPLE ARE ASSIMILATED\!\! School is exactly what you make out of it. If you go around not giving a shit, it will be boring and unpreductive. If you go around with a bad attitude, it will be a place of anger and hate. But, if you go around with a good attitude and accually make an effort, it can be productive and possibly FUN. So my advice is to not focus on the asshole students, the totalitarian teachers, and the useless busy work. If you get past that you could accually learn something. Trust me, its possible, but its all in how you look at it, and what your attitude is.

I've delt with the persecution, and the bad teachers, and the mounds of homework, but i chose to do extra activites, made friends, and carried a personality that made school fun. School is exactly what you make out of it.

372. (school) (11↑, 14↓)
oh NoO school is bad they shoot rifles and touch things that are priveat

my englsigh teecher where's sandals and smeells his finger too much

373. (school) (0↑, 4↓)
an utter wast of time

god this is like school

374. (School) (3↑, 7↓)
A place where people go to so they don't fail at life.

If you can't find x:If 1/2x +1/2(1/2x + 1/2(1/2x +1/2(1/2x) = y, then you failed at life.Go to school.

Author: Nevershoutnever15 http://school.urbanup.com/5425776
375. (School) (0↑, 4↓)
1) The Way Democrats Try to brainwash innocent kids. 2) Where homework is assigned to people that are required to go to a place they hate

1) Teacher: Well i think Obama is just the best thing that could ever happen to us and we need more democratic presidents... don't you think? Students: we are only middle schoolers... Who cares? 2) Teacher: and tonight on top of all your other homework please do page 89 all of the questions and show your work Students:We come to school for 7+ hours and then you give us 2 hours worth of home work... How are we supposed to have a social life?

Author: themotherofallhell http://school.urbanup.com/4958948
376. (school) (8↑, 12↓)
what i consider a mental hospital

school is just a nice way to say mental hospital

Author: ariel braverman http://school.urbanup.com/2404329
377. (school) (20↑, 24↓)
People who hate this place are gonna be pissed when they realise they have to work for a living.

Jimmy thought school was a waste of time. He now drives a bus every day for 12 hour shifts to pay the rent.

378. (school) (16↑, 20↓)
A place where you waste time that you want to kill yourself, only losers go to school.

School sucks \!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

379. (school) (24↑, 28↓)
A place considered a hellhole by many. Dropping out of school would lead to having a shitty life, trust me.
380. (School) (49↑, 53↓)
A place where reluctant children and teens go to learn and do classwork. Often it is a target of insult being called "Hell" "Prison" etc. Of course many of these people don't understand what they have and are too ignorant to see that if they were in differant circumstances they would wish for an education instead of a life of dull physical work. Sure school could be related to that dull physical work but of course it does open oppurtunities to get of it. You just have to get through 12 years.

"At home my parents are strict. They don't let me have a life because they think I'm gonna go and get into trouble, like drugs and other stuff. They don't even know that I'm not that stupid. I like school not because of the stupid work and teachers, but because it's the only place where I can see my friends. Overprotective parents suck."

381. (School) (1↑, 6↓)
The place where snitches and stingy cunts fuck you over.

School: Some Bitch Snitches on a teacher\! Then you get Fucked over

Author: AnonymousBroskiiez http://school.urbanup.com/6065247
382. (school) (12↑, 17↓)
fucking gay place where u r forced through hard work, a sucky childhood,peer pressure, exams and arguements it will be weird but get throught it

school sucks fucking stupid life

383. (school) (532↑, 537↓)
An educational place that people hate because: 1. their grades suck 2. some of the students there suck 3. they have the attention span of a broken AOL CD. 4. they think the job they want won't require much education. 5. they think they deserve unlimited free time 6. other people say it sucks.

People need to go to school more often. If you don't go to school, you'll spend the rest of your life working at McDonald's or having some other menial job, and living in your mom's basement.

384. (School) (11↑, 17↓)
an indoor firing range a place of emotional suffering which may also trigger violent responses among "school attendees" which involve them taking action to eliminate selected targets

John took an ak-47 to school to rip his teacher and fellow students to shreads

385. (school) (7↑, 14↓)
a place you go to learn

i go to school and learn things

Author: Eric Desautel http://school.urbanup.com/2707502
386. (school) (13↑, 20↓)
With out school, where do you gain knowledge to get a good job and not be homeless when you grow up. Sure you don't need a lot of money to be happy but you meet people at school, i'm sure everyone wants friends. If you don't go to school, you would only know the few kids that live near you. Those that say school sucks are the the ones that are lazy, drug addicts, careless, have a low self-esteem probably because of recent person events. School is fun. I'm not the smartest of students, i'm about a B student but I have fun becaues i have friends. If any of you try at school work, and get good grade you wouldn't say it sucks. It also teaches you to solve problems properly and organizes you and prepares you for life. When you're young, and going to school, this is the only time in your life that you'll have as much free time as you do. School is good.

Kid: I don't wanna go to school Any one else: just cause you're stupid doesn't mean it will stay that way for ever. TRY\!\!

387. (school) (28↑, 35↓)
Besides all of the 'busy work' and assholes, school is pretty awesome. Meet chicks, make friends that may last you your whole life, and do some drugs. The only things you have to worry about are keeping your grades up and not getting into too many fights.

Dude 1: School sucks ass\! Hahah\! I slept through all of my classes last week. I rule\! Dude 2: Way to go, dumbass. Have fun flipping my burgers.

Author: Cheesecake Truck http://school.urbanup.com/818794
388. (school) (9↑, 16↓)
A place where a teacher works.

Look up the definition of a 'teacher' from Not-so-bo-ri-ng.

Author: Not-so-bo-ri-ng http://school.urbanup.com/270707
389. (School) (11↑, 18↓)
Crapy facility where they force kids not to do drugs and make them learn jack shit nothing
390. (school) (20↑, 27↓)
the utmost hell that is experienced for 12 years unless the stupid asshole that likes school wants to go to college

i will burn down the school if i have to go their one more fucking day\!

391. (School) (5↑, 13↓)
Fucking useless where people called teachers teach you bullshit that wont use in life. You wasted 18 years of your whole life there instead u can be out exploring the world by yourself. The only reason the government wants school is because they are trying to give homeless people a job. WHO THE FUCK LIKES SCHOOL SCHOOL CAN SUCK MY BALLS fuck year balls bullshit school

[school]

392. (school) (10↑, 18↓)
actually not that bad sometimes. other times it's AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH\!

Mary didn't like school so she poked her eyes out and joined the badger people who live on top of Mt. Uneducated.

393. (school) (7↑, 15↓)
a place that is benficcial to your future but yet is still so completely utterly boring after the first 5 minutes. it is cool though because you can meet so many hot guys and flirt with them. but still it is pretty boring but it will pay off in the long run so i guess it is okay.

1) when i went to school i was so sleepy but i didn't take a nap because i wanted to maintain my grades. 2) Damn i met this hot guy at school. he is my soulmate. we are gonna be together forever\!

394. (school) (10↑, 18↓)
A place for learning and social gathering.

When I went to school, I read a nice book and also got a girlfriend\!

395. (school) (14↑, 24↓)
A name for any institution of learning. Gets a pretty bad rep these days cuz of bad behavior in kids. ITS NOT THE SCHOOL'S FAULT\!\! If parents could actually teach kids moral values and how to act in this world, we wouldn't have such crappy schools. And "character education"?? Plz\!\! Doesn't help if some teachers teach it. A lot of parents just don't do their job.

I go to a school. Some psychotic kid whose parents beat him tried to jump me at the lockers. After the initial blows to the temple, he soon became a normal guy again and left praising God. \#OWNAGE\#

Author: Soldier Of A Down http://school.urbanup.com/1259540
396. (School) (6↑, 16↓)
To have sex, expecially rough or degarding sex, with a woman you don't really know (see "work").

Bitch got schooled.

397. (school) (28↑, 39↓)
School, a place of generalised learning; most do not appreciate 99% of what they learn there because they are too fucking stupid to see something beyond working at McDonalds and eating the crap they sell there. The level of distain for school is so immense that generalised [dissing] has become a platitude and is ignored by anyone with an IQ of over 10. People say there is no point in Maths, English, Science, Art, Music, History, Geography, Economics or any other subject I'd care to name.

McDonalds Moron: School sux Normal human being:........ McDonalds Moron: What’s the point of school? Answer none attempts to explain anymore: We need astro-physists, poets, mathematicians, economists, artists, musicians etc...

Author: Odin, Slayer of Giants http://school.urbanup.com/1501398
398. (school) (21↑, 32↓)
A children's prison where you learn useless stuff like addition and subtraction, how an electric circuit works, the human body, and a bunch of other crap I don't understand and therefore don't need. It takes away about 25 hours a day from your life and you're stuck going to school every day for like what, 60 years? We should abolish the education system. Forget being smart. Let's all be dumbasses and wander around and let society collapse in on itself.

Seriously though, go to school. Aside from learning what you are taught in class, you will also develop social skills and other skills that will help you succeed as an adult. It's funny how people learn a lot of material in school, and then decide to bite the hand that feeds them by using their knowledge of spelling grammar, and their acquired thinking skills to write a definition on how it's a "legalized concentration camp" that teaches information that "you'll never need." If you're one of the people who wrote such definitions, go ahead and drop out of school. Go ahead and let your mind rot. We'll see who has the last laugh.

399. (School) (9↑, 22↓)
A good fun alternative to [life], [sex], [career], [friends], [money], and [power]. All of these things are just distractions trying to pull you away from [education].

student 1: I soooo got an A on the [test] by pulling an [all nighter]. Doing all that [studying] outside of school really [paid] off. student 2: Yeh that's awesome\! It's kind of like being great at [hacky sack] in terms of not getting [laid].

400. (school) (7↑, 21↓)
Verb: to school A speculative statement of someones abilities in bed (sex)

I bet she'd school me\!

401. (School) (32↑, 47↓)
a place to play on computer games.

I play RuneScape at school.

402. (school) (8↑, 24↓)
The place where ungrateful little shits abuse their underpaid, overworked teachers.

School is where I went to die after I graduated college.

403. (school) (7↑, 23↓)
University

"I gotta go to skool tommorow, I got 2 to 4pm."

404. (school) (17↑, 34↓)
The place where ungrateful little shits abuse their underpaid, overworked teachers.

School is where I went to die after I graduated college.

405. (school) (28↑, 46↓)
A center of learning, where one usually spends, depending on the country he/she lives in, about 10-12 difficult but worthwhile years learning information from teachers who, while boring at times, are understanding and will help students to succeed in school. The information learned in school is needed to function when they get a job, get money from said job, move out and get a nice home using said money, and live a great, independent life thanks to said home. Anarchic losers will refuse to learn, thinking they will never use such info again, assume they are smarter than their teachers, wonder why they fail classes (does doing your damn work ring a bell?), and will spend the rest of their lives working at a fast food restaurant or a department store, and blame it all on the education system.

\<Smart person\> Well, just one year of school to go, time to start looking into what career I should pursue. I could be making about what, $70,000 a year? \<Dumb person\> well just one year of skool 2 go. how did i get f's, the teachers r saying "Do your homework, study for tests, and think about how much better your future will be if you just did those two things in the first place\!" i dunt kno wut that means, but wutever it is its gay

406. (school) (20↑, 42↓)
A place where you'll be successful if you don't get wasted on alcohol or other drugs.

Man, If I went to school instead of getting wasted with my peers, I would of been a doctor\!

407. (school) (475↑, 497↓)
A center of learning.

Judging by the crap posted on this dictionary, a lot of people need more school. You braindead zombies. Open up a fucking book, read, write, learn math and science, and become a productive and innovative member of society. Otherwise, just drop out of school and jump off a bridge. Otherwise, you will end up draining the world's resources and giving nothing back. Here's some simple math for ya, kids. Don't go to school = Be a loser.

Author: GreatestThinkerEver http://school.urbanup.com/200677
408. (school) (9↑, 33↓)
The place where ungrateful little shits abuse their underpaid, overworked teachers.

School is where I went to die after I graduated college. Source: ptb, Korea

409. (school) (29↑, 53↓)
A place where people can receive [education] and also build some sort of work ethic or discipline, because that's what your life (and your employer, that is... if you don't manage to retire early) will demand from you - discipline. Often it is populated by dum-witted pussies who don't stop complaining about how much school sucks and, often, how "comformist" it is - if you are so gullible and can't make up your own opinion, and filter the bullshit from useful information, follow this wonderful guide by maddox: www.thebestpageintheuniverse .net/c.cgi?u=suicide www.thebestpageintheuniverse .net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide 3 steps to getting through school: 1) Do your stupid work (instead of complaining - sure, none of us like that, but you gotta do it) 2) Pass the test 3) Graduate From there you can do whatever you please, but sure as hell no one is going to hire your a$$ if you can't spell/do math or are pretty much useless for these reasons. Oh and speaking of conformity - whiny-ass pussies tend to form groups that conform to a single opinion, resulting in them being hypocrites and losers.

An intelligent person: Phew, I finally graduated and got accepted to a nice institute. Whiny-ass pussies: Conformist bastard, we're gonna go smoke weed and play halo, because school sucks. 10 years later: An intelligent person: Dang, I'm making good money and working on my early retirement. Whiny-ass pussies: Would you like me to bag your groceries, Sir?

Author: Non-conformist who went through school http://school.urbanup.com/1709169
410. (School) (48↑, 74↓)
A facility that teaches young people great skills for life. You idiots bitching and moaning, "OMG OMG I H8 SKOOL, IT'S HELL\!1 MATH IS POINTLESS AND I'D RATHER BE SURFING INSTEAD OF DOING SCIENCE HOMEWORK\!\!1" You have a great privilege, open your damn eyes, having free education. People in developing countries would love to have such opportunities, and many of you dumbasses are taking it for granted. "Torture?" Hah. You morons are insulting those whom have suffered true torture. Your hatred for school obviously stems from your frustation at being utterly stupid, and unable to comprehend what they teach, not because it sucks. How will you know if the things you learn you'll "never need in real-life," anyway? Are you 100% sure of the job you wish to undertake for the rest of your life?

School is cool. *thumbs up*

411. (School) (10↑, 38↓)
An excellent facility for drug deelings, bashups, smoking and having a root .

Whoopty doo\! we all love school\!

412. (school) (12↑, 41↓)
a plaice that makes you more smarter. You read stuf and then you get smrt and stuf like that.

Bob: "hey Kip, lets go to school tomorrow to get more smarter." Kip: "ok but im already like really smart lmao lol so i dont need books and stuf lol"

413. (school) (11↑, 43↓)
A prison that teaches you shit yuo'll be forced to use later.

Kid: Man, school sucks... \schoolTen Years Later\school Man(Former kid): Dude I'm so glad I stayed in that excuse for a prion I'M A ROCKSTAR NOW\!\!\!

414. (school) (34↑, 82↓)
A place where unappreciated teacher attempt to teach kids something. Most kids think school is 'pointless' well guess what stupid, if you payed attention you'd know why this was useful. Since you hate school so much why don't you spend all day slaving at a job instead?

Most people who like school are [nerds] aka smart people.

415. (school) (23↑, 80↓)
Gigli.

school = Gigli

416. (school) (9↑, 97↓)
pam is wrong. totally wrong, she's always wrong, but she can join my religion.

"pam is wrong, as school isn't uni"

417. (school) (27↑, 129↓)
a building where you learn to do things that are neccesarry to function succesfully in the world. many people take their theier rights to be educated for granted and do not end up learning before until it is to late. There a also who get so worn out from school that they lose thier rational composure. Many people think that they can stay focused on the unimportant events in school. Too many people are pessimistic about education. Sometimes the principal of the a certain school does thing that make students feel like they are hopeless, like not kicking students out of the bathroom when they are not finished going just because they think the students are going to cause trouble all the time, or they have the idea that being tough and getting innocent students in trouble without a saying what they are being accused of doing is neccesary to dicipline them, not to mention asking for dress code that is almost not fully possible for students to follow. (Why are they being so stubborn as not to just switch to a uniform policy?) This behavior actuallly makes them fell less worse about school. Another problem with education is the government of Delaware(which is the state I live in by the way)requiring students to take time to complete state tests, just to get into college.

School is tough but it will get you through life, you can count on that.

418. (school) (36↑, 150↓)
A fun, unique place where you can expand you social capabilities and become an intelligent young citizen

I love school, just yesterday I told the varsity linebacker Johnny Ricahrdson, that I got an A on my chemistry mid-term, and he was so happy for me that he let me hang out in this total babe's lokcer the whole 8th period\!

419. (School) (123↑, 279↓)
A place where you learn many new things and helpful subjects such as math, science, Social studies, language arts, etc. It is commonly disliked by many people, such as me, although i realize without it i'd work at McDonald's or have no job at all. Immature trolls on [urbandictionary.com] like to trash it and think it's funny to say it's the devil's house and make complete asses of themselves.

Joe: Hey Bob, I just got promoted to an executive manager, and get paid $100,000+ a year now\! I'm glad i worked hard in school\! Bob: School? Oh yeah, that thing. I slept through it all. I need a new Mikkie D's shirt, but they won't provide 1 for me. oh well. Now I'll go get a job at Burger king.

Author: BassDude12321 http://school.urbanup.com/737712
420. (school) (31↑, 300↓)
A very fun place\! You can meet teachers and new friends and you can learn math\! Very fun. But it's bad that you can't live in school.

Matt: School rocks\! John: Yeah, I totally agree.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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